Veronica Mars Season 3 Episode 5

Veronica: (to Weevil) Hope you don't mind. One of the cockroaches let me in.

Claire: You're that girl, the girl who made a scene in the quad. You cleared the Pi Sigs.
Veronica: Yeah, that's me.
Claire: So, what's this to you, anyway?
Veronica: Crimes against women? It's a hobby.

Keith: You remember the job?
Veronica: Pretend to be your receptionist. I just wish I had some life experience to draw from.

Veronica: Where's Lilly's necklace?
Weevil: Someone left a bracelet in my bed last week. Oh, wait, uh, was it a hoop earring?
Veronica: I'm not playing with you.
Weevil: Don't you get it? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Veronica: Oh, you don't, huh? Let me spell it out. I tell you about a working on-campus casino. Six hours later, it's held up by a guy your size wearing a mask who happens to be covered in a thin film of drywall dust and the stench of Drakkar cologne.
Weevil: My cologne stinks? So, all this play I've been getting is from pure sex appeal?

Veronica: D'you theenk I meessed anyting?
Harrison: Well, one thing. Proof.
Veronica: Not quite true. Look what I have.
Harrison: Prints? The witnesses said the hold-up men wore gloves.
Veronica: Yeah, but you wouldn't believe how much hair is inside these masks. It's kind of gross, actually. It's like a sack of DNA. So, I'll trade you. This bag for my necklace.
Harrison: I'll need a day to get your necklace back.
Veronica: Yeah, that's not gonna do it.
(Sound of sirens)
Harrison: What did you do?
Veronica: Say hallo to my leettle friend.

Veronica: Hi. Any idea how this gum got from your mouth to that chair?
Bratty Little Girl: I thought this was supposed to be a good school. Shouldn't you be, like, smart?

Veronica: Eli Navarro has been in and out of juvenile detention since he was thirteen years old. By the time he turned sixteen, he was the leader of the Pacific Coast Highway Bike Club. By his count, he's spent more than seven hundred days in juvenile detention facilities. He's currently on parole after assaulting the PCH gang leader who replaced him.
Timothy: Veronica, this was an oral presentation, not show and tell.
Veronica: Dr. Landry said we were allowed audiovisual aids. He's both. Audio—
Weevil: Yo.
Veronica: And visual.
Timothy: Fine, I'll let it slide.

Weevil: Hey, word to the wise. You got a boyfriend? Use the short leash.
Veronica: As hard as this may be to believe, the women of Hearst aren't close to the top of my worries about Logan.
Weevil: Wait, wait, wait. What? You're dating Logan again? After the way he treated Lilly?
Veronica: This is news? Man, the prison grapevine blows.

O'Dell: You're going to need to trace her call, right?
Keith: Probably, yeah.
O'Dell: How do you plan on keeping her on the line? I can say half a sentence and get her to yell at me for three hours.

Veronica: Look tough.
Logan: Always.

Veronica: Hello, Square One. Nice to see you again.