Veronica Mars Season 3 Episode 12

(Logan just confessed he slept with Madison)
Logan: What do you want me to do? What can I do?
Veronica: Make it not true? Get it out of my head and never let me think about it again? 'Cause... unless you can do that, this is something I'm never getting past.

Weevil: (talking about Madison's car) So, we're all set to go as soon as they finish. I even washed it so it'd be shiny when we crush it. I know it doesn't sound logical, but trust me, it's much better.
Veronica: Let's not do it.
Weevil: Are you sure? 'Cause, you know, I... I did go through all the trouble of stealing it.
Veronica: Here's a little something for the effort. (hands him money) Maybe you could open a can of tuna, set it inside her A/C vent, then park it back on the block.
Weevil: I can do that.
Veronica: Yeah.
Weevil: You're going soft, Mars.

Logan: (leaving a message on Veronica's voicemail) So, where are you, Veronica? Out digging through someone's trash, maybe? Interrogating one of your friends? Beating out a confession? You know, if you dig deep enough, you're gonna find that everyone's a sinner. Judge not, Veronica, et cetera, et cetera. All right, stay on message, Logan. Okay, honestly... it's encouraging that someone still has such high expectations of me. (pause) Veronica, I would give anything if I could take back that night in Aspen. I'm sorry it causes you so much pain. I'm sorry it happened. And I really love you, Veronica.

Dick: Did you hook up with Madison?
Logan: I did. It just happened, you know. I didn't think you had any feelings left over her.
Dick: It's still uncool. You don't do that to a buddy. And by the way, you laying in here in the dark is pathetic.

Keith: Good. You're up. I've got a little conundrum. Nish says she egged the dean's Volvo on campus the night he was murdered. Mindy says she had the Volvo parked at the Neptune Grand all night. Any guess as to who's lying?
Veronica: Both of them? I don't know.
Keith: Your lack of opinion concerns me.
Veronica: Logan and I broke up... again. My idea this time.

Veronica: Did you and Madison have sex over winter break? I asked you point-blank.
Logan: And I lied. Point-blank. It wasn't information that you had a right to know. I knew you wouldn't be able to deal with the Madison thing.
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Logan: I wasn't trying to hurt you.
Veronica: Oh really? Imagine if you tried.

Rev. Capistrano: Try to be forgiving. It's the only way. Anger will tear you down. It'll make you less of a person that you want to be. And it will tear apart your soul. The Bible teaches us that he who is slow to anger is better than the mighty, and he who rules his spirit can capture a city. He who is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who is quick-tempered exalts folly.

Veronica: (voiceover while stalking Madison) If there's a justification for my actions right now, it's this: I have gone completely crazy.

Bonnie: [Dick] said he'd pay after I got a paternity test.
Veronica: Yeah. He's a classy dude.

Mindy: Keith, it's Mindy O'Dell. Listen, can you come right away? There's someone in the house downstairs.
Keith: Where are you?
Mindy: I'm in my bedroom. I'm with the boys.
Keith: You call the cops?
Mindy: You're closer. And you're competent.

Dick: (to Veronica) Oh, I'm heartless? First Duncan, now Logan. You're running out of rich bachelors' heads to mess with. Is it some kind of weird sport for you, you know, breaking dudes' hearts? What, you put another notch on your lipstick case?

Dick: If we're not going to have an empty sexual encounter, I kind of got stuff to do.

Veronica: (voiceover about Dick) It must be a liberating thing not to be cursed with a moral compass.

Dick: Can we be done? I've got things to do. Redheaded things.

Veronica: (to Dick) You do your hair like that to cover up the three sixes on your scalp, right?

Dick: The rebound starts with me? Nice.