VH1 ILL-ustrated
VH1 (ended 2004)
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Season 2
- Ep 10Episode 136/25/04
Skits include:''''-Introducing Bush's new running mate, William Hung!''-"Before They Got it Right": Finding the right catchphrase for The Apprentice.''-Mascots have problems too, when Hoot, Smokey the Bear, and the Crying Indian confront Scruff McGruff about his crime-eating disorder.''-"Celebrity Keno"''-John Kerry flip-flops.''-Jay Mohr hosts the "Last Comic Book Hero Standing"''-John Kerry flip-flops 2.''-"The Nemisis Game": Spider Man''-"The Rejected Advertising Mascot Anarchists"''-The stars of ILL-ustrated have some fun with the likes of Rick Moranis, Michael Keaton, Michael Jackson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.moreless - Ep 9Episode 126/18/04
Skits include:''''-The Time Pervs go back to 1995 to prevent Bill Clinton from making a huge mistake.''-Dick Cheney is The Six Bazillion Dollar Vice President.''-Ad for the 2005 Dudge Environmental-Holocaust SUV.''-John Kerry shreds up the slopes snowboarding in his new video game "John Kerry Pro Snowboarder"''-Donald Rumsfeld's new fragrance "Balls" cologne.''-"VH1's 87 Greatest Celebrity Butt Cracks"''-Tom Brokaw reports on a violent hockey attack.''-Samuel L. Jackson teaches us that smoking pot is for f**kheads!''-The founding fathers discuss the thought of electronic mail, or E-mail for short.''-"Ron Jeremy: Living"''-The founding fathers discuss the thought of internet dating.moreless - Ep 8Episode 116/11/04
Skits include:''''-Weekend at Bush's''-"Now That's What I Call the Christ" CD''-NASCAR anime''-Samuel L. Jackson teaches us to cheer the f**k up!''-Ripley and the crew of the Nostromo have an alien encounter with Michael Jackson''-IPOD commercial''-Don Magic Juan decides who will be the next "Pimp Apprentice"''-Satan sends his four horsemen of the apocalypse to kill Owen Wilson.moreless - Ep 7Episode 106/4/04
Skits include:''''-The Good Time Party Squad visits Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen, Matthew Perry, Whitney Housten, and C.C. Deville at The Betty Ford Center.''-"The Crocodile Hunter"''-"The Soprano Kids"''-"Satan and His Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse"''-Michael Jackson tries to find new friends in space.''-Cheney and Scalia go "liberal hunting"''-"Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Puberty"''-Dr. Phil tries to settle the dispute between Yasser Arafat and Arial Sharon.''-Preview for "Catwoman Sucks"moreless - Ep 6Episode 95/28/04
Skits include:''''-The Time Pervs visit the future.''-The Home Shopping Channel: The U.S. Constitution.''-Axl Rose gets a new job at McDougals 2.''-"Tom and Rummy's Right Wing Icecream" commercial.''-The Shield's Vic Mackey visits The Andy Griffith Show. ''-The Home Shopping Channel: Innocent Blood.''-"American Chopper"''-The Home Shopping Channel: A Dirty Bomb.''-"Willie Nelson and The Strokes"''-Help reivigerate your sex life with John and Teresa Kerry's instructional DVD.''-"R. Kelly's Parallel Universe"moreless - Ep 5Episode 85/21/04
Skits include:''''-Sly Stallone and Arnold run around in costumes.''-Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur's Romantic Moods CD''-"Washington Squares"''-Howard Dean and the Brody Kids.''-Yogi Bush and Boo-Boo Cheney try to outwit Ranger Gore.''-"Band Members Reunited" Def Leopard.''-The WB's new Shirtless Tuesday.''-Samuel L. Jackson teaches us that the more you f**king read, the more you f**king know!''-"The Ted Kennedy Experiment"''-Rush Limbaugh's court hearing with witness Bill O'Reilly.''-Bush fights giant monsters in North Korea.moreless - Ep 4Episode 75/20/04
Skits include:''''-The Time Pervs visit Helen of Troy.''-Celebrity Cock Fighting.''-Courtney Love Rocks.''-Bush's Friendsters.''-Steve-O's Balls.''-Guitar Central's Social Assimilation Classes for Musicians.''-Trista and Ryan's The Rest of Their Lives.''-Bush in Space.''-The new comissioner of education for California: Calista Flockhart!''-Jamie Foxx, Snoop Dogg, Wanda Sykes, Shaq, and MC Hammer give chick advice to a lucky white guy. Black Eye for the White Guy.''-The new director of fitness for California: Marlon Brando!moreless - Ep 3Episode 65/19/04
Skits include:''''-The Time Pervs visit Joan of Arc. ''-George Bush and daughter Jenna have a "Freaky Friday" ''-Trailor for "Saved by the Bell: The Movie" directed by Ridley Scott.''-"Michael Jackson's Cancer Kids"''-Election 2004 Presidential Debate with special host Snoop Dogg.''-Justice is blonde when Anna Nicole Smith becomes a judge.''-"Gollum and Smeagle" interview Michael Moore. A take off of Fox News' "Hannity and Colmes"''-Sly Stallone sets to direct a movie about Biggie and Tupac. Featuring Mr. T as Sug Night.''-The Joe Lieberman Snooze-o-matic from Demco!moreless - Ep 2Episode 55/18/04
Skits include:''''-The Good Time Party Squad go to Robert Downey Jr.'s birthday party and try to get The Olsen Twins to do drugs.''-Bush visits a fortune teller, Madame Chenella, to better lead our country.''-Sly Stallone and Arnold have a sleep over.''-Pete Rose opens up his own hair salon.''-"Land of the Politically Lost"''-Donald Trump opens up his own hair salon and takes over Pete Rose's hair salon.''-Jackie Chan screen tests new partners for Rush Hour 3.''-Clay Aiken comes out...with his new album "I'm a Vigin (but I'm not gay)"''-C-Span Senate 2006: is Carrot Top funny?''-Late Night with Steven Hawking. Special guest: Keira Knightley.moreless - Ep 1Episode 45/17/04
Skits include:'' ''-He-Man gets a makeover by some "queer" guys.''-Preview for "The Passion of the Christ 2: Beyond Thunderdome" ''-The Good Time Party Squad visits Andy Dick.''-George W. Bush's Punk'd has a special delivery for Dick Cheney!''-"Get Shot with Fifty Cent" contest.''-"E!s Whack off the French Riviera"''-C-Span Senate 2006: Is a tart the same as a muffin?''-"Camp X-ray"''-Christopher Walken calls 911 during a heart attack.''-"Beaver is Naughty" ''-"VH1's I Love 5 Seconds Ago"moreless
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Season 1
- Ep 3Episode 310/17/03
Skits include:''''-"Michael Jackson's Taxicab Confessions": Robert Blake.''-Axl Rose gets a new job at McDougals.''-White Bitches: With Christina Aguilera.''-"Violence: The Movie" trailor''-Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown do a drug awareness commercial.''-Happy Days parody.''-"Spank: The Ugliest Monkey" Shrek parody.''-"Where Does Bad Breath Come From?" commercial.''-P Diddy's new music video.''-Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Mobey in Spider Man 2.moreless - Ep 2Episode 210/17/03
Skits include:''''-Michael Jackson attempts to make a music video but his "face" keeps getting in the way.''-Bush's speech on world hunger.''-Nelly teaches a college grammar class.''-Courtney and Yoko: a new reality show starring Courtney Love and Yoko Ono.''-Bush attempts to make his own website and send E-Mail, but fails miserably.''-Celebrity Blind Date: Anna Nicole Smith and David Lee Roth.''-"Answer the Friggin'Question": Jeopardy type game show with contestants Michael Stipe, Ja Rule, and Bjork.''-CRL: Congression Reports Live''-Kurt Loder interviews Moby about selling out all of his songs to corporate advertisers.moreless - Ep 1Episode 110/17/03
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-Michael Jackson feels racially profiled by his animals.''-Camp Chaos Special Report: Christina Aguilera's vagina falls down a well.''-Dr. Phil Off Duty.''-Tommy Lee struggles to get his large uh...penis into his pants at an award show.''-The Good Time Party Squad visit Steven Tyler.''-"The Osbournes" foreign clips.''-Bush and Cheney Instant Message each other.''-Bruce Springsteen and Friends RAW.''-Warren Beatty and Arnold Schwarzenegger run for governor for California against each other.moreless
