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Episode Guide

  • Season 2
    • Episode 13
      Episode 13
      Episode 10
      6/25/04
      10
      Skits include: -Introducing Bush's new running mate, William Hung! -"Before They Got it Right": Finding the right catchphrase for The Apprentice. -Mascots have problems too, when Hoot, Smokey the Bear, and the Crying Indian confront Scruff McGruff about his crime-eating disorder. -"Celebrity Keno" -John Kerry flip-flops. -Jay Mohr hosts the "Last Comic Book Hero Standing" -John Kerry flip-flops 2. -"The Nemisis Game": Spider Man -"The Rejected Advertising Mascot Anarchists" -The stars of ILL-ustrated have some fun with the likes of Rick Moranis, Michael Keaton, Michael Jackson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.moreless
    • Episode 12
      Episode 12
      Episode 9
      6/18/04
      7.9
      Skits include: -The Time Pervs go back to 1995 to prevent Bill Clinton from making a huge mistake. -Dick Cheney is The Six Bazillion Dollar Vice President. -Ad for the 2005 Dudge Environmental-Holocaust SUV. -John Kerry shreds up the slopes snowboarding in his new video game "John Kerry Pro Snowboarder" -Donald Rumsfeld's new fragrance "Balls" cologne. -"VH1's 87 Greatest Celebrity Butt Cracks" -Tom Brokaw reports on a violent hockey attack. -Samuel L. Jackson teaches us that smoking pot is for f**kheads! -The founding fathers discuss the thought of electronic mail, or E-mail for short. -"Ron Jeremy: Living" -The founding fathers discuss the thought of internet dating.moreless
    • Episode 11
      Episode 11
      Episode 8
      6/11/04
      8.0
      Skits include: -Weekend at Bush's -"Now That's What I Call the Christ" CD -NASCAR anime -Samuel L. Jackson teaches us to cheer the f**k up! -Ripley and the crew of the Nostromo have an alien encounter with Michael Jackson -IPOD commercial -Don Magic Juan decides who will be the next "Pimp Apprentice" -Satan sends his four horsemen of the apocalypse to kill Owen Wilson.moreless
    • Episode 10
      Episode 10
      Episode 7
      6/4/04
      8.9
      Skits include: -The Good Time Party Squad visits Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen, Matthew Perry, Whitney Housten, and C.C. Deville at The Betty Ford Center. -"The Crocodile Hunter" -"The Soprano Kids" -"Satan and His Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" -Michael Jackson tries to find new friends in space. -Cheney and Scalia go "liberal hunting" -"Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Puberty" -Dr. Phil tries to settle the dispute between Yasser Arafat and Arial Sharon. -Preview for "Catwoman Sucks"moreless
    • Episode 9
      Episode 9
      Episode 6
      5/28/04
      8.0
      Skits include: -The Time Pervs visit the future. -The Home Shopping Channel: The U.S. Constitution. -Axl Rose gets a new job at McDougals 2. -"Tom and Rummy's Right Wing Icecream" commercial. -The Shield's Vic Mackey visits The Andy Griffith Show. -The Home Shopping Channel: Innocent Blood. -"American Chopper" -The Home Shopping Channel: A Dirty Bomb. -"Willie Nelson and The Strokes" -Help reivigerate your sex life with John and Teresa Kerry's instructional DVD. -"R. Kelly's Parallel Universe"moreless
    • Episode 8
      Episode 8
      Episode 5
      5/21/04
      9.0
      Skits include: -Sly Stallone and Arnold run around in costumes. -Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur's Romantic Moods CD -"Washington Squares" -Howard Dean and the Brody Kids. -Yogi Bush and Boo-Boo Cheney try to outwit Ranger Gore. -"Band Members Reunited" Def Leopard. -The WB's new Shirtless Tuesday. -Samuel L. Jackson teaches us that the more you f**king read, the more you f**king know! -"The Ted Kennedy Experiment" -Rush Limbaugh's court hearing with witness Bill O'Reilly. -Bush fights giant monsters in North Korea.moreless
    • Episode 7
      Episode 7
      Episode 4
      5/20/04
      8.0
      Skits include: -The Time Pervs visit Helen of Troy. -Celebrity Cock Fighting. -Courtney Love Rocks. -Bush's Friendsters. -Steve-O's Balls. -Guitar Central's Social Assimilation Classes for Musicians. -Trista and Ryan's The Rest of Their Lives. -Bush in Space. -The new comissioner of education for California: Calista Flockhart! -Jamie Foxx, Snoop Dogg, Wanda Sykes, Shaq, and MC Hammer give chick advice to a lucky white guy. Black Eye for the White Guy. -The new director of fitness for California: Marlon Brando!moreless
    • Episode 6
      Episode 6
      Episode 3
      5/19/04
      9.0
      Skits include: -The Time Pervs visit Joan of Arc. -George Bush and daughter Jenna have a "Freaky Friday" -Trailor for "Saved by the Bell: The Movie" directed by Ridley Scott. -"Michael Jackson's Cancer Kids" -Election 2004 Presidential Debate with special host Snoop Dogg. -Justice is blonde when Anna Nicole Smith becomes a judge. -"Gollum and Smeagle" interview Michael Moore. A take off of Fox News' "Hannity and Colmes" -Sly Stallone sets to direct a movie about Biggie and Tupac. Featuring Mr. T as Sug Night. -The Joe Lieberman Snooze-o-matic from Demco!moreless
    • Episode 5
      Episode 5
      Episode 2
      5/18/04
      10
      Skits include: -The Good Time Party Squad go to Robert Downey Jr.'s birthday party and try to get The Olsen Twins to do drugs. -Bush visits a fortune teller, Madame Chenella, to better lead our country. -Sly Stallone and Arnold have a sleep over. -Pete Rose opens up his own hair salon. -"Land of the Politically Lost" -Donald Trump opens up his own hair salon and takes over Pete Rose's hair salon. -Jackie Chan screen tests new partners for Rush Hour 3. -Clay Aiken comes out...with his new album "I'm a Vigin (but I'm not gay)" -C-Span Senate 2006: is Carrot Top funny? -Late Night with Steven Hawking. Special guest: Keira Knightley.moreless
    • Episode 4
      Episode 4
      Episode 1
      5/17/04
      8.0
      Skits include: -He-Man gets a makeover by some "queer" guys. -Preview for "The Passion of the Christ 2: Beyond Thunderdome" -The Good Time Party Squad visits Andy Dick. -George W. Bush's Punk'd has a special delivery for Dick Cheney! -"Get Shot with Fifty Cent" contest. -"E!s Whack off the French Riviera" -C-Span Senate 2006: Is a tart the same as a muffin? -"Camp X-ray" -Christopher Walken calls 911 during a heart attack. -"Beaver is Naughty" -"VH1's I Love 5 Seconds Ago"moreless
  • Season 1
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