learned:
- those French fries just turned into stalker fries.
- not everything's always all about Tori? wait, what? no, that can't be right...
- have a suckfish problem? use bang balls, they'll clear it right up.
- it's Brain Squeezers! and now, here's your host, Jeff Sutphen!
- something about 2 being the only even prime number...

