Sikowitz: All right, Tori, tell us what Jade will be.
Tori: Love to. Jade will be an innocent farm girl from Alabama whose always super sweet and nice and never gets upset about anything.
Jade: I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door.
Sikowitz: Now tell us who Andre will be playing.
Jade: Ugh. Fine. You're gonna be a guy who's just finished running a marathon.
Jade: Who also happens to be 9 months pregnant.
Andre: Who's the daddy?
Sikowitz: Okay, Beck, what role will Cat be playing at the Great Sikowitz Sleepover?
Beck: Cat will play a 1980's stand-up comedian who's very annoying.
Cat: I want to be a unicorn.
Beck: You can't.
Sikowitz: Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?
Jade: I do. (to others) Oh, come on. You guys don't want to see where this lunatic lives. (to Sikowitz) No offense.
Sikowitz: It's all right, Jade. I savor your bitterness like a sweet, rancid cream sauce.
Though credited, Daniella Monet does not appear in this episode.
The duration of this episode is '23:37.'