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Video On Trial

Season 1 Episode 16

Stars On Trial

Aired Sunday 6:00 PM Dec 24, 2005 on Much Music
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Episode Summary

Stars On Trial
This is the first spin-off special of Video on Trial and the first VOT "Holiday Wrap" special.

Starring Ron Sparks as The Judge and regular VOT writer Tim McAuliffe as Rusty Waters (The Bailiff).

 With jurors: Trevor Boris (comedian), Debra DiGiovanni (comedian), Sabrina Jalees (comedian), Jemeni (singer), David Kerr (comedian), and Fraser Young (comedian).

Stars critiqued and sentenced: Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Mariah Carey, Kanye West, and Paris Hilton.

Written by Tim McAuliffe and others.moreless

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (5)

    • QUOTES (21)

      • Sabrina Jalees: EFF YOU, Kanye, for judging my parents! EFF YOU, unless you wanna EFF ME, for a stack of money!

      • (About Britney Spears as a mother)
        Sabrina Jalees: I have a feeling that that kid is gonna be breast fed for a long time. 'MOM, I'M HORNEY.. I mean HUNGRY, CAN I SUCK YOUR TIT?'

      • Narrator: (Introducing Paris Hilton) Up next on the docket... SUPER SKANK! And don't pretend you don't know who we're talking about.

      • (Discussing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie)
        Trevor Boris: Well for the record, I'm on Jen's side.
        Ron Sparks: You heard it here, folks: Trevor Boris is in favour of genocide.

      • (While Fraser discusses one of the accused, he is interrupted by dragging noises)
        Fraser Young: ...and I'd like to point out that Ron moving his chair around like that is very distracting!
        (Judge Ron Sparks and Bailiff Rusty Waters are loudly dragging his huge judge's throne across the courtroom floor)
        Ron Sparks: Oh, sorry! We should probably do this later.

      • Trevor Boris: Well, Ethiopian kids are the new handbags.

      • Dave Kerr: So what if Angelina and Brad are using their kids as fashion accessories? It's not like the kids are gunna be like, 'no, I don't want a mohawk. Send me back to the orphanage!'

      • Ron Sparks: I sentence 50 Cent to get married, settle down, and start a family of nickles and dimes. HA! Small change joke!

      • (Ron sentences Britney Spears)
        Ron Sparks: For having Kevin Federline's child, I sentence you to kill the child, then Kevin, then Shawn Desman, and then yourself.

      • Ron Sparks: Lindsay Lohan, I sentence you to never make a sequel to Herbie: Fully Loaded... Unless you promise to stop singing. That would be a fair trade.

      • Ron Sparks: I hereby sentence myself to do a sexy dance for you all!
        (He does a sexy dance)

      • Sabrina Jalees: My rule of thumb is that if you give me a stack of money larger than my thumb, I'll put my thumb, up your bum.

      • Ron Sparks: I order you take Kanye West shopping and help him pick out a pair of penny loafers!

      • Jemeni: If I could find a diet where my tits get bigger but the rest of me stays the same, sign me up Lindsay, sign me up!

      • Sabrina Jalees: Eff you for judging me and my family, Kanye! Eff you, unless you want to eff me for a stack of money!

      • Fraser Young: I find Britney Spears guilty... of getting married and having a baby. What a terrible person!

      • Debra DiGiovanni: I wouldn't say 50 exactly pulls off a charming look. More like a 'quickly-cross-to-the-other-side-of-the-road' look.

      • Dave Kerr: Kanye West dresses whiter than me. And I'm white.

      • Trevor Boris: Can you imagine 50 Cent doing Shakespeare? 'Where art thou bitch? Wanna suck my ****?'

      • (On 50 Cent)
        Fraser Young: He got shot nine times, which I believe is a world record.
        Ron Sparks: Oh no, it's not.
        Fraser Young: It's not?
        Ron Sparks: Show him, Rusty.
        (Rusty Waters points at his wounds)
        Ron Sparks: Fifteen times in the face!
        Fraser Young: Oh. Well it's still more times than me, which automatically makes him a GANGSTA!

      • Debra DiGiovanni: All the women in the world were like WHAT? He cheate... oh, Angelina Jolie? Oh yeah, she's hot!

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