Viper Season 3 Episode 1

Mickey: You ever tried cooking omelets for five hundred and eighty cons?
Cole: Not recently.

Cole: You'd better tell me the truth, Catlett.
Catlett: Maybe I wanted to help your girlfriend.
Cole: Your own mother wouldn't buy that!

Cole: You set me up.
Catlett: For my country.
Cole: You kidding? Don't give me that crap, it was for the good of your career!
Catlett: Yeah well, now both our careers are screwed.
Cole: These guys are gonna put a bullet in our heads and you're worried about your frickin' career!

Cameron: I'm not in the mood to play these games.
Stacy: Well, I don't understand.
Cameron: No? What happened to your leukemia? Sudden remission?
Stacy: Miracles happen everyday.
Cameron: Yeah. Well, if anything happens to Cole, this is the nicest you'll ever see me.

Catlett: I can not begin to tell you what a huge mistake it is to kidnap federal agents.
Karl: This doesn't fit under the heading 'kidnapping.'
Cole: So what would you call it?
Karl: How's murder sound?

Karl: (about Mickey) If he didn't tell you where he hid it before, why should he tell you now?
Stacy: I can be very persuasive, especially when I'm not these prison greys.

Beatrice: I stopped being as bone-headed as you when I was eighteen.
Karl: You may talk to your little boy-toys like that, my darling Beatrice, but talk to me like that again and I'll have your lips sewn together.

Cole: How'd you find me?
Cameron: It's a long story, but it begins with the lovely Stacy. You know how to pick 'em.
Cole: Hey, don't rub it in.
Cameron: I can't believe you were actually going to marry this girl!
Cole: Westlake....
Cameron: I mean, I've dated some losers in my time, but she takes loser to a whole 'nother scale.
Cole: Are you done?

Stacy: I know you probably think that everything between us was a lie.
Cole: The thought crossed my mind.
Stacy: Well, the truth is when I told you that I didn't marry you because I was scared, I wasn't lying. What I was feeling for you scared me.
Cole: Stacy, listen...
Stacy: No, you listen. There's over five million in barer bonds in this suitcase that Mickey has, so you've got two options. One, I shoot you and your friend right here, or two, you help me get it, we escape, and we make love all over Europe.
Frankie: Two sounds good.