Don Vito: It's your 29th Anniversary, BEST ANNIVERSARY EVER!
Phil: How's this suit?
Don Vito: It's not phat enough.
Rabb: Hey do you guys got size 'fat'?
Don Vito: (whispering) I hate Monaco. Pistachio. Pistachio.
Bam: (after messing with Vito's hair) He looks like Donald Trump! No shit!
Don Vito: You're fired.
Bam: We took a wrong turn at the high-ass Alps and now we're lost.
Dunn: We drove all this way for something we could have bought on ebay.
Ryan Dunn: Times running out, clock, need more products, paint splash...someone kill me.
Don Vito: Bam whudayu... duh...know geography all of a sudden?
Don Vito: YOYO! YO YOU CANNOT WALK ON THE GRASS! WHADDYA DOIN', YOU CRAZY! You crazy like, yo! "Do not walk on the grass!" Yo!
Bam: Vito, where are we?
Vito: Monaco, Bam.
Bam: And what are you wearing?
Vito: The spaghetti suit from Italy.
Don Vito: (to Dunn) Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason... So they can stick it up your ass.
Music Featured: Beatsteaks - "I Don't Care as Long as You Sing"
There were 13 bleeped vulgarities in this episode.