We find out in this episode that they live two miles away from the Brandywine Battlefield.
Bam: It's a potato gun... (acting like a fan) 'YOU CANT SHOOT A POTATO IN THAT!' Dude, let up. You can shoot anything in this.
Don Vito: TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON! Geez, Bam. I've got places to go and people to see.
Bam: Where ya gotta go Vito?
Vito: I'm going places... I'm meetin' people.
Vito: I'm going to hang out with my friends, not the stupid idiots you hang out with.
Don Vito: How ya going to wipe your ass down here?
Don Vito: Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!
Don Vito: TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON! Geez, Bam. I've got places to go and people to see...
Don Vito: Yeah, Lincoln was here too. He and George had a party here.
Don Vito: There were no Jeeps in the Civil War! This doesn't make any sense!
Bam: We're from the future!
Bam: Ya just don't get it, Vito, do ya?
Don Vito: No! I don't get it! It's crazy!
Bam: Ya just don't get it, Vito. Ya just don't get it.