Watching Ellie Season 2 Episode 3

Dr. Zimmerman: I may have finally found my soulmate, Ellie. Isn't that what we're all looking for? I mean, isn't that why you're going out tonight to play that crazy, painful, fascinating game of find the soulmate?
Ellie: Actually, I'm just looking for some nasty sex.

Ellie: Susan, how can somebody get so fat in one year? I mean, I was expecting Marlon Brando from Streetcar Named Desire and I got Marlon Brando from... you know, all those movies that he's fat in!

Susan: Oh, look at this, [Billy] ordered champagne.
Ellie: Expensive?
Susan: Let's see, one hundred dollars.
Ellie: Oh, that's good.
Susan: Not necessarially. Our hamburger costs forty.

Ellie: You know, I thought my first date after Ben was going to be so hard, but I'm really really really really really excited about this, Sue!
Susan: Of course you are.
Ellie: You know why? Because with Ben it was all this sneaking around and lying.
Susan: Where as this is sleeping with a guy you barely know.
Ellie: Which is much better!

Ben: [Ellie and Billy] were flirting, weren't they?
Edgar: With an ass like that, who wouldn't flirt with him?
Ben: Her, you mean.
Edgar: No, him. I'm telling you, this guy has got a killer ass.