Watching Ellie Season 2 Episode 1

Analyst: So what's the problem? Why don't you trust him?
Ellie: Well, if he would cheat with me, why wouldn't he cheat on me!
Analyst: That's a real breakthrough.
Ellie: Really, I thought is sounded like a Tammy Wynette song. 

Analyst: It really sounds like you're in a healthy place.
Ellie: Oh, I've got to tell you, I haven't felt this good in years!
Analyst: So what do you think, do you still need to come see me?
Ellie: Well, let's start with five days a week, and we can bump it up if I get extra crazy.

Edgar: So what kind of restaurant is this?
Ellie: I think it's French.
Edgar: Well, just so you know, the food might be French, but the meal is gonna be Dutch.

Analyst: So this Klinka, how does she make you feel?
Ellie: Oh, you know, short, dumpy, unattractive, middle-aged, flat footed, flat chested, fat-assed... you know you can stop me any time, doc!

(looking at Ben's new apartment)
Ellie: Ben, isn't this nice!
Ben: I love it! Fred, why's it been empty so long?
Fred: Well, people are always a little reluctant to move into an apartment after a murder-suicide pact.
Ellie: Two dead people, but hardwood floors!