Watching Ellie Season 1 Episode 2

Ellie: You know what would be so refreshing, if just once, just once, you would admit that you're plan old, one-hundred percent wrong!
Edgar: Hey, I am not above admitting when I am wrong.
Ellie: Is that so?
Edgar: No, for example, I never should have given you the keys to my apartment.

(singing "Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy" for a sound check)
Ellie: Shoo fly pie and apple pan dowdy; we need more re-verb, Randall, if you're on the PA.

Susan: Guess who's extremely late.
Ellie: Late, late for what, late?
Susan: Period late.
Ellie: Late, might be pregnant late? How late are you?
Susan: Late enough!

(talking about possibly being pregnant)
Susan: I'm just gonna keep peeing on these sticks until one of them comes out positive!