Web Therapy Season 1 Episode 3

Putsy: Do you remember when you were a little child and used to try to climb, well you were never little you were always too pudgy, but you would try to climb up onto my lap and cuddle? I know I should have cuddled you, and I blame myself for not cuddling, but it's not really your fault if you weren't appealing, and you were always eating something, you know, sticky and gooey. I just wish I had those days back, I would so treasure them.
Fiona: Well, that's a darling thought!
Putsy: I just want to sweep away this dysfunctional debris that exists between us.
Fiona: That's how I feel, and I think little children are sticky and gooey and unappealing.
Putsy: I do think that children, even little children, realize when their mothers are rejecting them.
Fiona: Do you? Well I never felt that way.
Putsy: You're not perceptive, and you never have been.