Nancy: Yeah, hi, Andy. It's me, Nancy. I thought maybe you'd... pick up this time, but you're probably really busy. I gotta say, I think it kind of sucks that you've been avoiding me because I miss you, despite what you might think, and I hoped that maybe by now you'd understand that... I'm doing the best I can to deal with everything. Maybe that's asking too much. Oh, yeah, guess what? Esteban asked me to marry him. I know, right? No more Nancy Botwin, Mrs. Esteban Reyes, Mrs Somebody... else. Isn't that weird? This is the part where I thought you'd laugh and a make a joke about Outlaws and In-Laws and a fajita bar at the wedding. Anyway, call me. Come and see me. (Starts crying) I hope you're good. And please don't have scraggly moonshiner beard, unless you plan on starting a cult in which case... go, beard! (Stops for a second and continues walking) Bye.
Deputy C.P. Jones: You are making a big mistake Wilson, big.
Doug: You know what else is big? My Johnson, and you could suck it!
Celia: (refusing to wear sneakers to work) Is it comfortable for me to work at Super Sneakers? Well, it's not. But I will suffer for my beliefs. You wanna know who else did that? Jesus.
Doug: I thought Jesus wore Birkenstocks.
"Cello Bop" by Gideon Freudmann
"Great Day" by Bernie Barlow
"Julia Florida" by Norbert Kraft
"Lightbulb" by Rachel Goodrich
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: December 14, 2009 on HBO Comedy
Australia: April 12, 2010 on GO!
United Kingdom: May 30, 2011 on Sky ATLANTIC/Sky ATLANTIC HD
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Skromný návrh (Modest Proposal)
This episode is rated TV-MA for mild violence, graphic language and adult content.
The episode won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Cinematography for a Half-Hour Series.
Andy: ...When he dies and you're once, twice, three times a widow, don't expect Uncle Andy to stop by and make pizza eggs.
The line "once, twice, three times a lady" was popularized by The Commodores as part of the lyrics of their 1978 single "Three Times a Lady".
Andy: I have no formal training per se, but uh, I was Ren Mar JCC Light Saber Battle Champ 79-82. (picks up an epee and stretches) That brings up some memories. (waves epee around and makes light saber noises)
The light saber was a weapon of choice by Jedis in the Star Wars film franchise. It was popular for making a distinct buzz-like sound whenever it is waved around.
Nancy: Right, spinach gives you instant muscles and an anchor tattoo.
Nancy was referring to the fictional cartoon Popeye the Sailorman from the long-running animated TV series Popeye. Popeye has an anchor tattoo on his forearm and grows instant muscles after gobbling up cans of spinach.