Weeds

Season 3 Episode 2

A Pool and His Money

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Aired Sunday 10:00 PM Aug 20, 2007 on Showtime
9.0
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Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to handle a few things. The Amber Alert is still out on Shane. Andy gets in trouble with a couple who make him for a child molester. Silas gets to talk to Shane. Celia is still having problems with her husband and daughter. Doug begs Celia to forgive him.moreless

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  • Deep in Debt or Goose that Lays the Golden MILF Weed

    9.0
    U Turn continues to hold Conrad hostage at gunpoint and Sanjay is discovered in the closet and then comes out of it, literally and U Turn arranges for him to has his first sexual experience with a woman. Marvin and Nancy try to reinvigorate the product in the pool but it arranges to be foolhardy. Andy is cornered as a pedophile for the Amber Alert and his van by a gang of bikers who take justice upon themselves. Doug and Celia continue their affair now that Dana has left him and Doug cries for her after they perform the act and Celia is pissed after being drunk and disorderly and taking a bath in her old house and Haylia and Nancy fight and try to get rid of some of their debt to U Turn.moreless
  • The end of some of the cliffhangers, as they find the weed but it had decided to go to the Pool for a swim. Shane and Silas spend some more time in the police station, whilst Andy tries to locate Shane but runs into some problems.moreless

    9.4
    Nancy and Marvin are faced with the problem that Celia has dumped all of the weed into the swimming pool, Celia is plastered and not regretting it one bit, but Nancy is both scared and worried and wants to have the pleasure of watching Marvin shoot and Kill Celia before killing her. They try a variety of different methods of drying it out, but nothing works, so they head off to Heylia's.



    Sanja is discovered in the cupboard but he admits he is gay in order to prevent being shot. U-Turn has one of his ladies see if he's telling the truth, she comes out and tells him that they did it, but he's definately gayier than a handbag full or rainbows.



    Heylia and Nancy have a little cat fight but Marvin points out that he doesn't care about whether they pick up pieces of Conrad or not. So they all head off over to sort out the problem. Heylia ends up buying Conrad's freedom. U-Turn tells Nancy about how much she owes him and that he knows where she lives etc and she will be working for him.



    Nancy still has to go and pick Silas up from the police station only to find that Silas is there also, Andy turns up with blood all over his front. They all go back to the house and the guys knows they are in major bad news, as Nancy has not said a word to any of them.moreless
  • The Nancy and Conrad at gunpoint situation is resolved.

    8.8
    Slightly odd episode.



    Shane is found and reunited with Silas at the police station. Silas again, is the kind brother, the way I like him, rather than the cheating jerk he was in previous episodes.



    Doug breaks up with Dana, gets back together with Celia but then breakdown saying he wants his wife, to the dismay of Celia.



    Dean and Isabelle seem to be the only ones doing fine.



    Sanjay comes out of the closet, in more ways than one but still has sex with a woman.



    Heylia brings money and tries to buy Conrad's freedom, but U-turn wants COnrad to grow the milf weed for him. Conrad leaves with Heylia and Nancy has to face a huge debt to U-turn and, back home, freaks out...moreless
  • bonding in prison...

    9.4
    Sanjay's hiding place was found by U-Turn just as one of U-Turn's ho's shows up. Sanjay was hiding in the closet, very fitting as for some reason he seems to keep yelling that he is gay like that is going to save him. Well U-Turn does not believe him and sends his ho to do the dirty. A while later they reappear and the ho agrees that Sanjay is gay Andy gets beat up thinking that his is the child molester not really the uncle that made the amber alert call. Shane gets pulled over driving while twelve and Silas is still there from stealing the signs – Nancy must be so proud.moreless
Julanne Chidi Hill

Julanne Chidi Hill

Clinique

Guest Star

Page Kennedy

Page Kennedy

U-turn

Guest Star

John Hemphill

John Hemphill

News Announcer

Guest Star

Renée Victor

Renée Victor

Lupita

Recurring Role

Maulik Pancholy

Maulik Pancholy

Sanjay

Recurring Role

Fatso Fasano

Fatso Fasano

Marvin

Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (5)

    • Clinique: (about Sanjay, after having sex with him) Well, we did it but, if you want my professional opinion, that boy gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.

    • Sanjay: My cousin Raishna had this friend Mitha who let me play with her nipples. I found it kinda gross.
      U-turn: Yeah, some women got ugly titties. That don't mean you're a cocksmoker.

    • U-turn: So you would suck a dick?
      Sanjay: Yes, I think I would. If it was the right dick.
      U-turn: Ain't no right dick! All dick 'sides y'own is wrong, boy! You know what you need's Jesus.

    • Marvin: Hey, I didn't bring back the right thing from 7-11 once. Now I got a artificial patella.

    • Marvin: We just know each other from the grocery store. I'm, I'm a bagger and...
      Celia: Oh, bullshit. Like there is an obese black bagboy at any market in a thirty mile range of here. In Agrestic, the people are white. And the help is... brown, not black.

  • NOTES (4)

  • ALLUSIONS (1)

    • Title: "A Pool and His Money"

      This title is a play off of the common saying "a fool and his money are soon parted" or "a fool and his money are easily parted".

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