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Season 7
- Ep 13Do Her / Don't Do Her9/26/11
While Shane tries to save his mother from prison, Silas interferes. Meanwhile, Doug works on keeping his scam running.
- Ep 12Qualitative Spatial Reasoning9/19/11
Nancy and Silas argue about who's in charge of their drug business. Meanwhile, Doug takes his best shot at distracting a SEC agent from his hedge fund scam.
- Ep 11Une Mère Que J'aimerais B****r9/12/11
Nancy, Andy and Doug spend a weekend in the East Hamptons where Nancy explores new business opportunities. Meanwhile, Silas tries to repair his relationship with Emma.
- Ep 10System Overhead8/29/11
Nancy and Silas try to fix their problem with their business competitor Emma, while Andy looks for revenge for his front-door business. Meanwhile, Shane faces the consequences of using Detective Ouellette's trust and Doug is forced to make sure the hedge fund keeps running.
- Ep 9Cats! Cats! Cats!8/22/11
While Silas has another run-in with his rivals from Pouncy House Party Rentals, Andy and Nancy try to stop Zoya from taking control of the bike shop and Doug faces the Securities and Exchange Commission.
- Ep 8Synthetics8/15/11
The reappearance of Zoya who used to share a cell with Nancy means trouble for Nancy. Meanwhile, Andy and Silas have disagreements about their venture and Shane's intership at the police turns out to be very informative for him.
- Ep 7Vehement v. Vigorous8/8/11
Nancy uses Doug's softball game with the company team to sell weed on the sidelines. In the meantime, Andy and Silas open their bike and weed shop.
- Ep 6Object Impermanence8/1/11
Nancy's attempt to rekindle her business with Heylia doesn't go well. In the meantime, Andy introduces a new idea of venture to Shane and Doug. - Ep 5Fingers Only Meat Banquet7/25/11
Nancy's lawyer arranges a custody hearing for Stevie. When the hearing is postponed, Nancy leaves to confront her sister about it. Meanwhile, Doug finds some inconsistency in his new employer's financial report and Shane finally signs up for college class, Applied Criminal Justice. - Ep 4A Hole In Her Niqab7/18/11
Nancy attempts to land a job at Doug's new office, while Shane sets up their new house without the help of an overwhelmed Andy. - Ep 3Game-Played7/11/11
While Nancy is having trouble fitting in at the halfway house, her sister Jill gives her some unexpected news. Meanwhile, Andy and Shane find a place to live in New York City, while Silas books his first modeling job, and Doug is offered a job. - Ep 2From Trauma Cometh Something7/4/11
Nancy tries to establish a life in New York City and is surprised by the unannounced arrival of Andy and Shane. Meanwhile, Silas begins doing modeling work, and Doug tries to track down an old friend. - Ep 1Bags6/27/11
Three years after Nancy's selfless act to save her family, Andy, Silas, Shane and Doug live their new lives in Copenhagen. When Nancy is released early from prison and put on parole to a New York halfway house, she finds out that she doesn't need witness protection anymore.
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Season 6
- Ep 13Theoretical Love Is Not Dead11/15/10
While Andy, Shane and Warren wait at the airport, Nancy finally faces Esteban. Meanwhile, Silas has to choose between Lars or his family. - Ep 12Fran Tarkenton11/8/10
While Nancy talks to Vaughn, Andy, Shane and Warren try to acquire more money to pay for the passports and Doug looks for his own passport in Agrestic. - Ep 11Viking Pride11/1/10
Nancy is confronted with more guests from her past during her stop in Dearborn. In the meantime, Andy continues his efforts to get them fake passports, Silas deals with the idea that Nancy's high school boyfriend could be his father and Shane is left with Warren who takes a shot of Andy's drug cocktail by mistake.moreless - Ep 10Dearborn-Again10/25/10
Nancy goes back to her hometown where she hopes to make enough money to emigrate. Meanwhile, Andy and Doug are assigned to get them fake passports and Silas and Shane look into their mother's past. - Ep 9To Moscow, and Quickly10/18/10
When the color of baby Stevie's poo alarms Nancy, she and Andy take a risk and consult a pediatrician. Meanwhile, Silas and Shane sell hash at a concert for kids. - Ep 8Gentle Puppies10/11/10
After finding a new RV, Doug, Nancy and her family reach Pioneer Town, a former western movie set. While her family tries to set up a mobile hash making shop inside the RV, Nancy starts looking for customers. - Ep 7Pinwheels and Whirligigs10/4/10
In Montana, Nancy, her sons and Doug visit a fair, while Andy takes part in a butter-eating contest. - Ep 6A Shoe for a Shoe9/27/10
Nancy brings her son back while Andy and Silas wait in a diner. - Ep 5Boomerang9/20/10
The Botwins' flight continues after a parking violation and Doug gets into a hostage situation. - Ep 4Bliss9/13/10
Nancy makes a deal with the concierge and Shane becomes part of a mommy group. Meanwhile, Doug is questioned by Cesar and Ignacio. - Ep 3A Yippity Sippity8/30/10
Nancy becomes a scab labor in a Seattle hotel while Shane looks after Stevie and Doug goes back to Ren Mar. - Ep 2Felling and Swamping8/23/10
Nancy and her family have to find a destination for their run while Esteban has to answer some questions of the authorities. - Ep 1Thwack8/16/10
After Pilar's death, Nancy and her family have to run, but Andy has doubts about leaving.
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Season 5
- Ep 13All About My Mom8/31/09
Nancy discovers what happened to Esteban and has to take measures to protect herself. Meanwhile, Andy changes his life drastically while Dean, Doug and Celia reconcile their differences. - Ep 12Glue8/24/09
Nancy, Andy and Cesar team up to look for Esteban when he goes missing. In the meantime, Dean and Doug start their scheme of revenge against Celia, while Silas and Shane develope a need to protect their new stepsister. - Ep 11Ducks and Tigers8/17/09
A visit from Esteban's daughter comes with new problems for Nancy. In the meantime, Isabelle joins Doug and Dean's scheme of revenge against Celia. - Ep 10Perro Insano8/10/09
With the arrival of new enemies, Shane and Silas needs Nancy's protection. Meanwhile, Andy plans his future with Audra, while Doug and Dean make a plan to put an end to Celia's marijuana business. - Ep 9Suck 'n' Spit8/3/09
Nancy and Andy grow closer together while they try to be good parents. In the meantime, Celia and Dean work together to exploit their product surplus. - Ep 8A Distinctive Horn7/27/09
Esteban's other woman threatens Nancy and Esteban's relationship and Nancy reaches out for Andy's help. In the meantime, Dean assists Silas and Doug to set their dispensary back going, but Celia interferes. - Ep 7Where The Sidewalk Ends7/20/09
After her discovery, Nancy breaks away from Esteban and takes charge of her life again. A deputy is causing some troubles for Doug and Silas. Meanwhile, Celia's way to richness is harder than she thought. - Ep 6A Modest Proposal7/13/09
A discovery makes a heavily pregnant Nancy rethink her choice to marry Esteban. Silas and Doug are successfully managing their dispensary, while Celia is unhappy with her mall job. - Ep 5Van Nuys7/6/09
Nancy talks with her obstetrician about ending the pregnancy. After his teacher took his pot, Shane needs some help to get it back. Andy is still trying to get access to his late brother's bank account. Meanwhile, Silas and Doug need to see "The Wizard" to make their pot selling dreams come true.moreless - Ep 4Super Lucky Happy6/29/09
Nancy is visited by DEA agent Roy Till who has gone rogue and homecomer Celia moves into Nancy's garage. Meanwhile, Andy tries to access his brother's old bank account. - Ep 3Su-Su-Sucio6/22/09
Jill pays Nancy a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Celia gets sent back to the U.S., Nancy's bodyguard is missing and Silas and Doug look for law enforcement authorization.'' - Ep 2Machetes Up Top6/15/09
Nancy pays the imprisoned Guillermo a secret visit and Shane leaves to live with Nancy's sister. In the meantime, Silas and Doug have difficulties growing pot in a national forest. - Ep 1Wonderful Wonderful6/8/09
Following the events of her bombshell announcement, the fifth season begins as Nancy digs deeper into the drug world and finds comfort in an unlikely family member.
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Season 4
- Ep 13If You Work for a Living, Why Do You Kill Yourself Working?9/15/08
After the tunnel bust, Nancy has to explain her involvement to Esteban. Celia starts looking for her daughter Quinn deep in Mexico, in order to make amends with her. Silas meets Lisa's ex-husband and Doug finds reason to stay alive. - Ep 12Till We Meet Again9/8/08
Nancy decides to inform the DEA about the tunnel when she can't take the activities going on anymore. Celia works on her rehabilitation and make amends with her family. Andy falls for Maria and confesses to Doug.'' - Ep 11Head Cheese8/25/08
Nancy finds parenting increasingly more difficult, Celia's rehab spirals downhill rapidly. Doug finds winning Maria's affections far more difficult than expected. Cheese sandwiches win the day but when the true nature of the tunnel is discovered Nancy is left with narrowing options, Roy Till is called.'' - Ep 10The Love Circle Overlap8/18/08
Nancy is shocked when she discovers another purpose of Esteban's tunnel. Celia's worried family intervenes and she is forced into rehab. Andy finds Doug's Mexican beauty Maria and brings her across the border. At home, Shane spends some time with his two new girlfriends. - Ep 9Little Boats8/11/08
Despite their busy schedules, Nancy and Esteban try to find some time for each other. After finding out about Shane's fantasies and Silas's new and much older girlfriend, Nancy also has to talk to both of her sons. With their relationship going on, Lisa and Silas add some special offerings to her cheese shop.moreless - Ep 8I Am the Table8/4/08
Nancy gets a deeper insight of Esteban when their date is forcibly interrupted. Lisa learns about Silas' pot growing activity, while Andy and Doug successfully smuggle illegal immigrants across the border. Celia's discovery of cheap pharmaceutical leads to an addiction. - Ep 7Yes I Can7/28/08
Nancy speaks to her boss Esteban when Guillermo denies her cut of incoming pot.
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''Meanwhile, Celia discovers cheap pharmaceuticals and Silas' relationship with Lisa deepens. Andy and Doug work on their human smuggling operation. - Ep 6Excellent Treasures7/21/08
Nancy discovers something she shouldn't when she follows the tunnel in the back of the maternity shop.''''In the meantime, Isabelle moves to Celia when her father accepts a new job, Doug falls in love with a Mexican beauty he faces at the beach, and Silas flirts with Lisa. - Ep 5No Man is Pudding7/14/08
Left behind in the desert by Nancy, Andy joins a group of immigrants to get back home while Nancy has to save Celia who's spy job for Captain Till got her into trouble.''''In the meantime, Silas and Shane battle with bees. - Ep 4The Three Coolers7/7/08
When Doug's work in Agrestic is investigated, he abdicates from responsibility and takes refuge in Ren Mar where the Botwins sit shiva after Bubbie's death.
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''After the week of mourning, Lenny decides to sell the house and Nancy and Andy run another errand for Guillermo. - Ep 3The Whole Blah Damn Thing6/30/08
Nancy successfully completes her first job as drug courier across the border.
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''In the meantime, Celia closes a deal with Captain Till to get out of prison and Andy tries to fulfill his grandmother's death wish. However, Andy has to convince his family, especially his father Lenny, first. - Ep 2Lady's a Charm6/23/08
Nancy runs her first courier job for Guillermo across the border, but it doesn't go as planned.''''Meanwhile, Celia lives trough a tough time in prison, and Andy and his father Lenny face a confrontation on their family history. - Ep 1Mother Thinks the Birds Are After Her6/16/08
Nancy has relocated to the border in search of a new life but she soon finds her past to be inescapable. Both problems and people follow her on her journey, but some have finally been left behind.
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Season 3
- Ep 15Go11/19/07
As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growhouse. The authorities question Sullivan and Celia, while Shane continues to ask Nancy about Pittsburgh. As Andy deals at the evacuation center, Silas realizes the truth about Tara.''moreless - Ep 14Protection11/12/07
Silas gets injured and Shane shows signs of mental instability when he starts talking to his dead father. However, Nancy must also deal with the biker gang threat.''''In the meantime, Doug's war with Sullivan goes on, and Heylia teaches Celia about the drug business. - Ep 13Risk11/5/07
Nancy tries out a new source but it doesn't go so well. Conrad and Nancy are having some good interplay. Heylia and Vaneeta like the new neighborhood. Celia is angry. - Ep 12The Dark Time10/29/07
Andy and Dean play murderball. Nancy ponders a new venture while Heylia and Conrad must abandon theirs. Doug sinks to an all-time low. - Ep 11Cankles10/22/07
Silas discovers something about Tara. The Majestic and Agrestic merger leaves some people without jobs. Shane installs a security system. Nancy discovers she's being tailed. - Ep 10Roy Till Called10/15/07
Nancy's up and running again until someone betrays her and sends in the DEA. Celia spends more time with Dean. Doug has ethics decisions to make. - Ep 9Release the Hounds10/8/07
Doug and Sullivan fight over a golf membership and Doug gets some revenge. Nancy spends time with Valerie, who considers her an "insane stalker person". Conrad and Silas spend time together. Dean is injured and hospitalized. Tara tries to get deeper into Nancy's business. - Ep 8The Two Mrs. Scottsons10/1/07
Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane and Isabelle spend time together. Nancy meets Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie. - Ep 7He Taught Me How To Drive By9/24/07
With U-Turn's timely demise Nancy and Conrad check the status on their debts and then they check in with each other. Someone is pregnant and they are keeping it. Doug continues to try to sabotage Celia and Celia continues to sabotage Nancy. Nancy celebrates something. Silas begins spending more time with Tara.moreless - Ep 6Grasshopper9/17/07
Silas makes a new friend; Nancy's conflict with Conrad and Heylia comes to a head; and Nancy finds herself charged with the task of making peace between Agrestic and Majestic. - Ep 5Bill Sussman9/10/07
After going AWOL from the military Andy turns up in camouflage. The city council works with Sullivan. Shane goes to summer school in Majestic. Nancy's involvement with U-Turn becomes more entrenched and Silas has business ideas. Sullivan asks Nancy to hold a cocktail party. - Ep 4Sh*t Highway9/3/07
The DEA continues to probe Nancy's life to figure out what happened to Peter. Shane helps Nancy get a job. Someone asks the city council for a favor on behalf of Majestic. Conrad and Heylia set up their new grow house. Silas runs into Pam while performing his community service. - Ep 3The Brick Dance8/27/07
Conrad and Heylia find a new grow house. Celia attempts to bond with Isabelle to get custody.''''In the meantime, U-Turn forces Nancy to run a dangerous errand and Nancy debates with Silas, Shane, Andy and Lupita how to pay off her debt to U-Turn. - Ep 2A Pool and His Money8/20/07
Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to handle a few things. The Amber Alert is still out on Shane. Andy gets in trouble with a couple who make him for a child molester. Silas gets to talk to Shane. Celia is still having problems with her husband and daughter. Doug begs Celia to forgive him.moreless - Ep 1Doing the Backstroke8/13/07
Celia gets Silas to make a confession and he gets arrested. Nancy goes in search of both of her sons while trying not to get shot by either U-Turn or the Armenians. Dean and Doug have a talk about their marriages. Andy gets punched in the face.
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Season 2
- Ep 12Pittsburgh10/30/06
Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of her life. One of her sons is missing. Shane's graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her feel like she needs to be in two places at once even though she really doesn't feel like being in either of them. Heylia's plan is put into action. Nancy tries to deal with Conrad's kiss, Celia's madness, and Kat's craziness. Everything comes to a head when the deal goes wrong.moreless - Ep 11Yeah. Like Tomatoes10/23/06
Peter isn't happy about the nickname "Agent Wonderbread" and he lets Nancy and Conrad know so with a convincing threat. Nancy looks to other people in the business for help. Kat's got a secret and Shane's girlfriend doesn't like her. Heylia has a plan. - Ep 10Mile Deep and a Foot Wide10/16/06
Heylia treats Nancy like the trash that she thinks she is. Peter's captain looks over his notes on the DEA bust. Celia and Doug's relationship hasn't changed since last week. Andy's ex-girlfriend, Kat, shows up. - Ep 9Bash10/9/06
Peter makes a visit to Heylia's house with some of his DEA friends. Nancy and Conrad install a safe in the grow house. Doug tries to ruin Celia's new job by showing her up at a City Council meeting. Silas and Shane celebrate their dad's birthday. - Ep 8MILF Money10/2/06
Conrad and Nancy take their product to be tested in the market. They run into some upscale clients on the way. Celia tries to get Dean to help her with a speech that she must give in front of some kids as the new City Councilwoman. Celia wants to close a dog park. Nancy goes to invest some of her cash in jewelry. Heylia finds out that Nancy and Conrad are working together on their own separate venture and she lets them know that she knows.moreless - Ep 7Must Find Toes9/25/06
It's election day and the votes are being cast by friend and foe alike. Andy loses some of his toes at the grow house. Nancy tries to make peace with Conrad. She also has to deal with Shane's romance problems and Silas' lack of responsibility. Celia is having problems with her marriage, and Dean's negligence has consequences.moreless - Ep 6Crush Girl Love Panic9/18/06
Conrad is beginning to grow suspicious of Nancy's actions after the bust on the other grow houses in the neighborhood. Shane joins the debate team at school. Celia gets in the way when Isabelle goes to shoot her Huskeroos commercial. Isabelle talks to Doug about something she doesn't want her mother to know about. Nancy has a surprise for the men in her life.moreless - Ep 5Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood9/11/06
Isabelle is auditioning for the Huskeroo ads afterall. Once Celia sees that Isabelle has an opportunity to go national she may change her mind about Isabelle's involvement. Celia is still campaigning and is starting to wonder what Nancy does during all of her "free time" as a widowed housewife. Conrad lays out the details of the operations of their Armenian neighbors and Nancy comes up with a plan. Silas may have more to deal with than a baby on the way. Shane finally starts to fit in at school. Heylia prepares for her first date with Joseph.moreless - Ep 4A.K.A. The Plant9/4/06
Nancy takes on an alias to help Conrad set up the grow house. Isabelle gets approached to be a model. Interesting things happen to Celia while she's on the campaign trail. Shane makes an attempt to fit in at his school. Andy takes Shane to a massage parlor. Shane gets a surprise and Silas has one as well.moreless - Ep 3Last Tango in Agrestic8/28/06
While Nancy is trying to figure out what do with Peter, she comes home to problems of plumbing that are related to Shane and his arrival into puberty. Celia enrolls Isabelle in boot camp and ends up getting sucked into it herself. Heylia is interested in a Nation of Islam member and his bean pies.moreless - Ep 2Cooking With Jesus8/21/06
Nancy does her best to cope with the loss of Conrad's help, who runs into some trouble while venturing out on his own. Andy is still trying to get into rabbinical school by writing an essay on what being Jewish means to him. And Silas deals with Megan's acceptance to Princeton in his own unique way.moreless - Ep 1Corn Snake8/14/06
After repeatedly having her suggestions ignored by the likes of Doug Wilson and having an eye-opening car accident Celia decides to run for city council. Nancy tries to break things off with Peter because her life is currently too illegal to be dating the DEA. Things gets even more hectic when Sanjay screws up at the bakery. Andy is still trying to get into a Rabbinical school so that he doesn't get shipped off to Iraq.moreless
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Season 1
- Ep 10The Godmother10/10/05
Isabelle experiments, Andy gets drafted, Peter may not be who Nancy thinks he is, Silas gets high, and Nancy cuts out the middleman. - Ep 9The Punishment Lighter10/3/05
Nancy gets busted and Heylia teaches her about a $14,000 lesson. Doug and Celia make kitchen talk. The kids have daddy problems during diversity week. Breadsticks and Scones, Nancy's bakery, opens and doesn't start off so well. And Celia retakes the PTA by way of a technicality. - Ep 8The Punishment Light9/26/05
Uncle Andy acts foolish at a ceremony for Judah. Shane gets in trouble again. Celia and Dean duke it out. Nancy finds out who it is that has been "delivering" pennies onto her car and fountain and she deals with them. Andy and Doug team up to bring more trouble into Nancy's home while trying to flush out the infestation of a rat. Nancy turns down an interested single father. And yet again Uncle Andy exposes too much of himself.moreless - Ep 7Higher Education9/19/05
Nancy hires an employee, and becomes known to a rival in the process. Shane makes a new friend, and Andy gets to know the new friend's mother. Celia's mother comes to visit after Celia's surgery. - Ep 6Dead in the Nethers9/12/05
Nancy attempts to play around in an effort to relieve some stress. Nancy, Celia, and Conrad go out to a club where Celia and Conrad "snuggle up." Meanwhile Andy meets a woman who he lies to like he would anyone else and Lupita starts investigating so that she can gain the upper hand in her employee/employer relationship.moreless - Ep 5Lude Awakening9/5/05
Nancy gets a reality check about what a life of crime can entail. Andy acts like a fool and gets arrested. Celia tries alternative methods to deal with her breast cancer. She also steps out of her box and bonds with children. Shane gets in trouble at school. Again. - Ep 4Fashion of the Christ8/29/05
Nancy gets a rude awakening when her brother-in-law Andy comes for a surprise visit. Doug has an idea for a location for the faux bakery, which Nancy may need more than ever with Andy in the way. While Andy wrecks havoc in the Botwin's lives, Nancy is introduced to "The Candy Man" in order to help meet her customer's needs, and Celia drops a bomb.moreless - Ep 3Good Sh#t Lollipop8/22/05
A mountain lion is on the prowl in Agrestic, but it's the medical marijuana facility that is causing the most havoc in Nancy's life. Faced with the dilemma of having to compete, Nancy has to get cooking. Silas makes a move on Megan causing him some colorful problems of his own and Celia and Isabel's war over weight issues gets dirty.moreless - Ep 2Free Goat8/15/05
As Celia deals with the other woman in her marriage, Nancy contemplates creating an enterprise to solve the cash-only financial issues caused by her drug dealing. Silas has to come to terms with his girlfriend's sudden departure, while Shane tries to come to terms with missing his Dad. - Ep 1You Can't Miss the Bear8/7/05
In the series debut, housewife Nancy Botwin struggles to deal with the sudden death of her husband, while her best friend and neighbor Celia Hodes learns a devastating secret when she tries to catch her daughter in the act with Nancy's son. - Suburban Shakedown8/1/05
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