Alexander Gould |
Shane Botwin |
Elizabeth Perkins |
Celia Hodes |
Hunter Parrish |
Silas Botwin |
Kevin Nealon |
Doug Wilson |
Mary-Louise Parker |
Nancy Botwin |
Romany Malco |
Conrad Shepard |
Shawn Shepps |
Alison |
Guest Star |
Cindy Lu |
Cashier |
Guest Star |
Paul St. Denis |
Boyer Beachwood |
Guest Star |
Becky Thyre |
Pam |
Recurring Role |
Andy Milder |
Dean Hodes |
Recurring Role |
Indigo |
Vaneeta |
Recurring Role |
Goof: During the scene with Celia and Dean in the bathroom a boom-mike operator is clearly visible at one point where Dean moves his mirror.
Silas: I am her family.
Celia: Ugh, God, poor thing. Do you really think that my daughter had deep romantic feelings for you? Is that what you think? Now I'm sure that you were a fun and sweaty diversion for her, but the truth is Quinn had a day and a half to get all of her ducks in a row before going to Mexico and she didn't call you. She didn't write or IM or e-mail you either, did she? But I'll tell you what she did do, she downloaded 2,000 songs into her ipod and dyed her hair pink with black on the tips. Because all that Quinn cares about is Quinn. She takes after her father that way. Poor schmuck.
Heylia: Woman, you are light. You are lighter than Michael Jackson, you so light.
Mr. Norman (clearly insane): I know what you did. I know you stole that goat.
Nurse: Mr. Norman.
Mr. Norman: Goat thief.
Nurse: Mr. Norman, step back into your own line.
Mr. Norman: I know, it's the economy stupid. But that goat didn't belong to you. He was free goat.
Shane: Mom, it really hurts and its throbbing.
Mr. Norman (mocking Shane) It's throbbing MOM!
Nancy: Back off, Nutty!
Mr. Norman: Cry baby. (Pretends to cry)
Nancy: I'm going to take your free goat and shove it straight up your ass.
Mr. Norman: What goat?
Nancy: What about you? You're not gonna sit here all night are you?
Celia: Well I was thinking about tracking down the tennis whore and beating her to death with a tire iron but I forgot to set my Tivo......
Lupita: I think I have the menopause. I'm thinking I'm going to have another baby, I cry. Then I hear, no, it's the menopause, and I say 'thank you God.'
Heylia (after winning a game of dominos against her son): Tennis shoe pimp, that's 200 and break out the peppermint lotion 'cause you gonna massage my feet.
Celia: I'm very mad at him. He's just not what I thought he'd be, you know?
Helen: Which was?
Celia: Rich. Powerful. Faithful. He just turned out to be another mid-level asshole and that makes me "Mrs. Mid-Level Asshole."
Silas (referring to Quinn, Celia's daughter): I love her.
Celia: You stuck your penis in her. That's not love... believe me.
Nancy: Maybe I should save some money by firing my accountant.
Doug: OK, well let's not get carried away. We should brainstorm on this, have some dialog, confab, pow wow.
Nancy: Can't believe I trust you with my money, you're an idiot.
Doug: I'm an idiot... savant. Say what you will about me personally, but I'm a great fuckin' CPA.
Celia (referring to how everyone knows her husband cheated on her): Oh come on Nancy, I know you know. Everybody knows. There's no secrets in this town.
Nancy: Maybe a few.
Celia: Nah. None. You're having money problems. Our children had sex. Judy Gordon orders OxyContin over the Internet and had developed quite the habit.
Nancy: "Jesus Loves You Judy"?
Celia: "Jesus Loves You Judy" loves her "Hillbilly Heroin", but you didn't hear that from me, I don't like gossip.
Nancy: (Referring to why she is dealing) I started selling so I could maintain my lifestyle... not dismantle it.
Heylia: It's just business baby. Now, I know you got troubles, but like my mama always said, 'Tough shit.'
Original International Air Dates:
Germany: April 11, 2007 on ProSieben
Quinn's School: Celia mentions that she sent Quinn to Casa Reforma.
Music Featured in Episode:
"Don't Bite the Dick" by David Allen Coe
"All the Trees of the Field Will Clap Their Hands" by Sufjan Stevens
"Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds
Heylia: Conrad, give her the keys to the hooptie.
Hooptie: "An old, poorly maintained car. Hooptie." By Kevin Nealon from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.
Doug: It's a roomerang and when you throw it... it's supposed to come back to you. When someone else's face doesn't get in the way.
Roomerang: "Very lightweight, super-soft, foam boomerangs that eliminate the indoor no-fly zone." By Elizabeth Perkins from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.
Heylia: (After winning a game of dominos against her son) Tennis shoe pimp, that's 200 and break out the peppermint lotion 'cause you gonna massage my feet.
Tennis Shoe Pimp: In dominos, what's when all the ends add up to ten. See that's a ten-nis shoe pimp. Ow. By Tonye Patano from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.
Celia: (offering a pill) Ambien? Take them, you need your rest.
Celia is offering her husband an Ambien which is a popular prescription sleeping pill.
Mr. Botwin: I am your father Shane. Join me on the dark side and together we can rule the universe.
This is a reference to the Star Wars movie franchise. Specifically to the movie "The Empire Strikes Back", when Luke Skywalker learns that Darth Vader is his father. Shane and his Father are re-enacting that scene.
Celia: "Jesus Loves You Judy" loves her "Hillbilly Heroin", but you didn't hear that from me, I don't like gossip.
Hillbilly Heroin is slang for Oxycontin which is "A perscription narcotic pain killer that offers a heroin like high." By Romany Malco from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.
Doug: This way she can have cash in her checking account and pay off some bills and "Bob's your uncle.
Bob's Your Uncle: British term used to indicate that a given task is very simple. Possibly inspired by Victorian Prime Minister Lord Salisbury (family name Robert Cecil), whose nepotistic tendencies gave rise to the idea that to have Bob AS your uncle was a guarantee of success. By Elizabeth Perkins from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.
Heylia: Since Raysha got big with Shey and her daddy told Keeyon he'd be all bun if he didn't do right.
Be All Bun: "Well it suggests that a certain piece of your anatomy is missin'. The hot dog. It means they cut off your damn penis By Tonye Patano from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.
Heylia: Uh oh, you poor shmuck, you just played wrong. That's a boat, hah how! Mark it down.
A Boat: "In dominos, when all the ends add up to twenty." By Jenji Kohan from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.
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