Weeds Season 1 Episode 3

Conrad: You got enough THC in those balls to keep Stevie wonderin'.

Stevie Wonder is a famous blind singer/musician.

Nancy: How is this possible?
Doug: The genius of Prop 215 - medical marijuana for sick people.

Proposition 215 (Romany Malco): "Prop 215. California voter initiative legalizing the possession and cultivation of marijuana for personal medical use. Codified into State law under SB 420." By Romany Malco from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.

Heylia: And I want an ass like Beyonce's. Ain't neither of us gettin' what we want.

Heylia is refering to Beyonce Knowles, who is an African-American R&B singer and is often referred to by only her first name. She gained her initial fame in the group R&B Destiny's Child in 1998. In the last few years, Beyonce is also an actress staring in such films as "Carmen", "Goldmember" and a remake of "The Pink Panther".

Craig X: It's an indica-sativa blend. The flavor is bellissima.

There are two major families of marijuana, Indica and Sativa. These families can also be grown as a hybrid, merging the two families. Indicas originated in Afghanistan, Morroco and Tibet and are short, thick plants with broad dark green leaves. Their taste range from skunk to fruity sweet and provide more of a body high. Sativas originated in Mexico, Columbia and Southeast Asia. They look the exact opposite of Indicas, with tall, thin plants with slender leaves and appear in lighter green colors. Their taste range from earthy to fruity and provide more of a head high.

Nancy: I went to this place, this store and it was like the Whole Foods of pot.

Whole Foods Market is the world's largest retailer of natural and organic foods, which was started in 1980 in Austin, Texas.

Heylia: Ha Ha! We got ourselves a regular Pablo Escobar up in here. Heh heh heh.

Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria was a Colombian drug lord who came to fame in the 1980's smuggling cocaine into the United States. When he was at the zenith of his empire, Forbes magazine estimated Pablo to be the seventh-richest man in the world, with his Cartel controlling 80% of the world's cocaine market ($25 billion annually). In addition to being known for being rich, he is most infamous for being very ambitious and very brutally ruthless.

Silas: Oh yeah, Deaf Megan can do that. Dennis Kling says that like, her mouth, is like a Dirt Devil.

Dirt Devil is a brand of handheld vacuum cleaners sold by the Royal Appliance Company. By saying that Megan's mouth is like a Dirt Devil, he's commenting on how good she supposedly is.

Silas' Friend: Daredevil? No, he's blind not deaf and I don't think he sucks dick at all. He's a superhero.

Daredevil is a comic book hero created by Stan Lee and Bill Everett and published by Marvel Comics. Originally created in 1964, renowned writer Frank Miller brought new life into the series by revising the concept of Daredevil in the mid-1980's. In 2003, Warner Brothers released a movie based on Frank Miller's vision, staring Ben Affleck as Daredevil.

Conrad: You got enough THC in those balls to keep Steve wonderin'.

THC the common name for Tetrahydrocannabinol, which is main psychoactive substance in marijuana. In other words, it's the main active ingredient that makes you high.

Nancy: Me? If this doesn't work out, I could end up being the oldest Gap employee in Southern California.

The Gap is a popular clothing store found in malls all across the United States. Many consider this store to be the epitome of suburban "Yuppie" fashion.

Nancy: Go watch Telemundo with Lupita.

Telemundo is a Spanish language television network broadcast in many major markets throughout the United States. Telemundo is owned by NBC.

Vaneeta: Surprise the shit out of me girl. I thought for sure you'd end up broke. Livin' in a trailer park, having to score SAG cards for your kids to put food on the table.

SAG stands for Screen Actor's Guild, which is a union for actors. For most work in Hollywood, you must be a member of SAG and thus have a SAG Card. One of the only industries where children are allowed to work is in film and television.

Silas: (Written in graffiti on a wall) I'm sorry. PS: my maid thinks I f***** a Smurf.

Smurfs are popular animated characters that are all blue in color. They were created in 1958, but didn't become hugely popular in the United States until the early 1980's when Hanna & Barbera created a cartoon show for NBC, which is still being aired in approximately 30 countries.

Doug: (In the medical marijuana store) Hey, any more Stephen Hawking? I want to be wheeled out of here.

This is in reference to Dr. Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist who needs a wheel chair to move around because he suffers from Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) (or "Lou Gehrig's disease"). A disease which kills nerve cells in the upper spinal cord, and therefore they cannot carry signals from the brain to the muscles of the body; which causes total paralysis.

Craig X: Second, we've got the "Here's Johnny", the King of late night. You don't wanna be messing with this stuff until the sun goes down. It'll knock you out.

This is in reference to "The Tonight Show" where co-host Ed McMahon would announce "Heeeeeere's Johnny!," to introduce the show's host, Johnny Carson.

Doug: It's like Amsterdam, only better because you don't have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and stuff. This is in reference to The Anne Frank House; the former hiding place, where Anne Frank wrote her diary, which is now a well-known museum located in Amsterdam.