Nancy: Guillermo... Garcia... Gomez...
Andy: (about Maria not wanting to have sex with Doug) Look, she's probably scared. I mean, she's totally out of her element. Make her feel comfortable.
Doug: How do I do that?
Andy: You talk to her.
Doug: Okay. Alright. Talk to her. About what?
Andy: About anything. On the way over here, we had great talks. She grew up in an orphanage. Start there.
Doug: She's an orphan?
Doug: Sweet. Daddy issues. Age difference should work in my favor.
Celia: You're a pilot? Do you fly like this?
Barry: Coked to the gills. You don't want to fly with me when I'm sober. When I crash, we all crash.
Guillermo: What the f***?
Nancy: Exactly. What the f***? This is supposed to be a pot tunnel.
Guillermo: I know you ain't as slow as you're acting. It's a tunnel. There's no magical "weed only" sign at the entrance. Cut the shit.
Nancy: Who told you we were closed?
Sanjay: The sexy, scary, beardy one.
Nancy: Don't you think it's a little conspicuous if the whole mall is having sale but we're closed?
Sanjay: I do what I'm told by men with semi-automatic weapons. I'm a total bottom that way.
Nancy: (to Harmony and Simone) So neither of your parents has a problem with you sleeping at some boy's house they've never met?
Harmony: They're totally cool with it.
Nancy: How bohemian!
Harmony: No, they're American.
Doug: Andy, I smuggled her here. I think that merits some cock-amole on her face-adilla.
Barry: 17 years as a commercial pilot, I think I know how to sneak **** past security.
This episode is rated TV-MA for graphic language and adult content.
Music Featured In This Episode:
"Made" by Greg Weeks
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: January 10, 2009 on HBO Comedy