Andy: Shane's going through changes. He's experimenting.
Principal Dodge: Experimenting?
Andy: He's masturbating.
Principal Dodge: Oh.
Andy: It's an awkward time for a young man. You remember that time, don't ya?
Principal Dodge: Possibly.
Andy: You know, you uh turn out the lights, you crawl into bed, you reach down there and you feel--
Principal Dodge: That you're alone.
Andy: Suddenly it's--
Principal Dodge: Halloween! Your father's standing there dressed in a bee costume, watching you.