Mary-Louise Parker |
Nancy Botwin |
Justin Kirk |
Andy Botwin |
Hunter Parrish |
Silas Botwin |
Alexander Gould |
Shane Botwin |
Kevin Nealon |
Doug Wilson |
Melvin Abston |
Detective Tyson Betz |
Guest Star |
Charlotte Bjornbak |
Renata |
Guest Star |
Tom Simmons |
Dr. Palmer |
Guest Star |
Tonye Patano |
Heylia James |
Recurring Role |
Roy Abramsohn |
Rick Levine |
Recurring Role |
Mel Fair |
Scott |
Recurring Role |
Title Card: Weeds appears on a model of a planet, a weed leaf flies by like a comet to another planet that reads created by Jenjy Kohan.
Nancy: Peek out.
Silas: You peek out.
Nancy: Be the man.
Silas: Be the mom.
Heylia: You did not just take the gun away from the black woman.
Heylia: Fuck a talk-- you in Humboldt now, where property law say I can defend my land against any and all aggressors, trespassers, and interlopin' nightmare bitches from the past.
Heylia: How you even find out where I live?
Silas: In Copenhagen, I found Conrad on Facebook. He only had nine friends.
Dean: (to Silas) Look at you, huh? 24? Oh, so jealous. Can I drink your blood? Just, like, a shot. Please?
Nancy: (to Silas) You were born at 10:59 a.m. The walls of my room were pink with a faded border of quarter horses along the top. A nurse was playing "Sunshine of Your Love" as you emerged. My first thought was I wanted to eat one of your toes so I could still keep a piece of you inside of me. My second thought was, "If Judah does not love this baby, I'm gonna leave him." So you see? My memory is perfect.
Silas: I-I got the dumb genes!
Nancy: You're not dumb. Yeah, Shane got other things, but you're sweet and so good-looking and not a murderer, which puts you squarely in the lead. So, yeah, I kept you in the dark for much of your life, but you gave me stretch marks, so we're even.
Andy: This is gonna be a legitimate retail business.
Shane: It will be. The main space is all yours. Drug stuff in the back. We'll use the alley for deliveries. Completely hidden.
Andy: This isn't what I wanted.
Shane: Think of it like in Goodfellas when that guy comes to Paulie for help at the restaurant.
Andy: Paulie used the restaurant as a criminal hub. Then he torched the place once he sucked it dry.
Shane: What's your point?
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: January 11, 2012 on HBO Comedy
Featured Music:
"Adrift in Space, Or Whatever" by Electric President
"Doubtful Comforts" by Blue Roses
Martin Short and Tonye Patano are credited as special guest stars.
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