Weeds Season 1 Episode 1

Eyeballing Weed: "Well basically it's a way of assessing the weight of marijuana of any given quality, just by looking at it without a scale. That's all. You gotta be good if you want to eyeball." By Tonye Patano from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.

Heylia: I can eyeball an ounce from outer space with my glasses cracked.
Conrad: You never question Heylia's eyeballin'. That's the Rainman of weed right there.

Conrad: You never question Heylia's eyeballing. That's the Rain Man of weed right there.

Rain Man is a 1998 film with Dustin Hoffman who plays Raymond Babbitt, an autistic who has an astonishing memory for the phone book, baseball statistics, and the ability to count cards.

Jit: "Short for jitterburg. Prison slang meaning one who is figuratively always in motion, or dancing around. A scammer. An operator. Jit." By Kevin Nealon from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the Sho.com website.
                                                              ~as in~
Nancy: I believe my brother-in-law's exact words were, "Dude, meet the finest jit with the finest ."

Shane: The shot where near his optimum kill zone!

Optimum Kill Zone: "When hunting, it's like the part of the body of this prey that you're hunting, that, when it's shot with a rifle, this will most likely kill the animal. And it also ignites certain hormonal feelings in young males." By Justin Kirk from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.

Quinn: This is a woman who put one of those stuffed teddy bear nanny cams in the pantry so she could see when Isabelle was sneaking food.

Teddy Bear Nanny Cam: "They are covert surveillance devices consisting of semi-medium sized stuffed toy bears in pink, I think, and green and they contain hidden video cameras." By Justin Kirk from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.

Audience Mother: I think she got a little botie between the eyes.

'Botie' is a slang term for botox. Botulin toxin or botox is increasingly being used for cosmetic purposes like controlling wrinkles, usually between the eyes and in the forehead area.
Botie Between The Eyes: "Mmm hmm. That's injecting Botox. Yeah, it's a substance, a toxin, a poison. You put it between your eyes. So your eyes don't move. No expression." By Tonye Patano from the "Weeds Dictionary" on the show's official website.

The end of the opening credits features the title of the show with a shadow of a growing weed on the sidewalk. The shadow is that of a marijuana leaf. This is obviously a play on the term "weed", a popular slang term for marijuana.

Josh: I just sold him shake.

Shake is cheap, low-quality marijuana.

Josh: It's a straight up snuff film.

A snuff film is a film that claims to show actual homicides for the purpose of profitable entertainment. The actual existence of such film is more of an urban legend than proven fact.

Nancy: People got stoned for The Passion of the Christ?

The Passion of the Christ is a 2004 Mel Gibson film about the last twelve hours of the life of Jesus Christ. The film's dialogue was in Latin, Hebrew, and Aramaic. It was considered to be a very graphic and gory film.

Josh: They've been playing Winged Migration at the Plex for the midnight show all week.

Winged Migration is a 2001 film about the migratory patterns of birds. It's was originally released in France under the title Le Peuple Migrateur with narration and them the narration was redone in English when it was released in the United States. The film was shown mostly at film festivals and can also be found under the title The Travelling Birds.

Somebody's been watching a lot of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer lately....

After talking about the TV show Silas and Quinn have this exchange:
Silas: Think of the time this would save us on foreplay. You just whisper "shoot me in the optimum kill zone" and I'd be good to go.
Quinn: I could whisper linoleum and you'd be good to go.

In another episode of Buffy, Xander and Cordelia are trying to sneak into a military base in order to steal a bazooka. When confronted by a guard Xander pretends to be a soldier and convinces the guard that he just needs a few minutes in the storage room to have sex with Cordelia. He implies that he's going into the strage room because looking at guns makes women want to have sex. After they get past the guard and into the storage room they have this conversation:
Cordelia: So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex? That's scary.
Xander: Yeah, I guess.
Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.