Woodman: What's a booty?
Mrs. Tremaine: Why do you ask?
Woodman: I want to make sure I'm shaking the right thing.
Mrs. Tremaine: Don't worry about it, Mr. Woodman. If you shake it, you'll know it!
Mrs. Tremaine: With Arnold, it's a personality change.
Juan: Are you accusing Arnold Horshack of having a personality?
Beau: That ain't Ovaltine. This is Louisiana stumpblower.
Carvelli: I beg to differ with you, Beau. This is the finest Kentucky whiskey you can buy for $1.37.
Murray: Yeah, he says 'high-class rot-gut.'
Mrs. Tremaine: Arnold's got a drinking problem.
Beau: You mean he has trouble swallowing?
Mrs. Tremaine: You wouldn't happen to have a tardy excuse on you, would you?
Arnold: You want a tardy excuse? I'll give you a tardy excuse. I'm tardy! Excuse me!
Arnold: This is the worst thing ever happened to me.
Beau: Don't tell me! You wore out a foot in your Doctor Dentons.
Arnold: Will you come on? This is serious!
Freddie: Oh, you wore out both foots.
Though credited, Gabe Kaplan and Marcia Stassman do not appear in this episode.