Woodman: Where are the police? Did you tell them about the girl on the ledge?
Julie: Of course!
Woodman: If she were double parked, they'd have been here 10 minutes ago!
Juan: All right, all right, which one of guys you did it?
Arnold: I didn't do it, Little Juan! I would never do a thing like that! I swear I would never do a thing like that!
Freddie: Didn't do what?
Arnold: That's a very good question. Little Juan, what exactly was it that I did not do?
Woodman: Look, I'd like to help you, but if I transfer you to the Sweathogs, that would be like sending Albert Einstein to the Planet of the Apes.
Woodman: (to Mary) You wanna be a Sweathog? What is this, Be Kind To Animals Week?
Freddie: You know what they say around here, anytime something keeps getting duller and shorter, they make it the principal!
This episode introduced the recurring character of Mary Johnson, who Arnold would date and later marry.
Though credited, Gabe Kaplan does not appear in this episode.