Juan: We just led a poor little kid away from a life of crime and restitution.
Freddie: Let's pulverize his body!
Juan: Let's galvanize his teeth!
Beau: Let's liquidate his nose!
Arnold: Let's Midasize his muffler!
Arnold: This morning when I looked in the mirror, I gave myself all my money.
Freddie: They had to invent a whole new alphabet for the kind of grades I get.
Arthur: I been skippin' so many classes, they had to send me an absentee ballot for the school election!
Freddie: (looking at Arthur's report card) Grades this high give me a nosebleed!
Woodman: Which one of you clowns is responsible?
Juan: Not me, I've never been responsible!
Though credited, Gabe Kaplan does not appear in this episode..