Holly: (bidding on Vic) Two hundred and twenty three dollars...and a lip gloss in the coral family!
Holly: And if I didnt "ruin her wedding", she never would have met Vic.
Tina: The man she's about to get an anullment from?
Holly: Shut up again!
Holly: We've got stuffing. We've got Vic. We've got yams. We've got Vic. We've--
Holly: (rushes) We've got Vic.
Val: I've got a hundred.
Holly: Ok, I've got a hundred. That makes two hundred. (Val looks at her) I'm not just another pretty face.
Bianca: Hey, baby.
Holly: Who's calling your baby "baby"?
Lauren: Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod.
Gary: What, what?
Lauren: .. What?
Lauren: I know that he is married. And that it is wrong. That's why I have to meet him. So I can tell him that he's married and that it's wrong.
Lauren: Poker-man? (the man turns around, and its Val's ex-fiancé, Rick) RICK!?
Lauren: You're my poker-man?
Rick: You're my--
Gary: (about Lauren) I can't believe I wasted my pearls of wisdom on that woman. MY PEARLS!
Holly: Have you started drinking yet?
Val: No.. (Lauren walks in)
Lauren: (guilty) Hi..
Holly: Bianca, this is Vince.
(Vince stares her, stumbling over his words)
Vince: You're pretty.
Holly: (about Bianca) You're supposed to be distracting her!
Vince: (pushing her away) Shhh. Bianca's talking...
Val: I hate that I'm so confused, and scared, and stuck, and--
(Vic kisses her)
Vic: I'm going to give you everything you've ever dreamed of.. which is why I'm going to go to the firehouse now.
Val: Uh, well, I did not dream that..
Val: Vic? You just made this my best Thankgsiving, too.
(after Vic leaves..)
Val: (smiling) Ohhhh my god!
Val: (to Vic) So the auction, heard you went for 5,000 big 'uns. Speaking of big 'uns, Bianca has big 'uns!
Vic: Okay, I think that's enough scrubbing. Even your gloves are all wrinkly.
Val: I'm not wearing gloves.
Holly(to Tina, after seeing how small the 'mini-turkeys' are): Oh, and, uh, be sure to eat dinner before you come over for dinner!
International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: January 4th, 2011 on TV Nova
Edward Kerr receives the "And" credit.
For this episode, The WB held a contest to help the children at St. Jude's Children's Hospital. If you logged on to theWB.com and entered the phrase heard at the end of the episode, The WB sent $1,000 to St. Jude's. That's why Vic went to a charity auction--for the children at St. Jude's.