Tina Haven (Season 2+)
Vince (Season 2+)
Lauren (Season 2+, recurring previously)
Running Gag: Somebody saying something sensitive and mentioning that they got it from the gay fireman in their squad.
Val: That is incredibly sensitive. Where'd you come up with that?
Vic: We got a gay dude on the squad.
(Holly and Tina walk in the bakery)
(Tina notices Gary is there with Vince, and turns to Holly)
Tina: What is he doing here?
Tina: (points finger at Holly) I'm going to go fake pee, and when I get back, I'm going to REAL kill you!
Val: Lauren, are you on my laptop?
Holly: (mad at Vince) I stood there and asked you if Gary liked Tina, and do you know what you said?!
Vince: I.. love you, baby?
Holly: Tina, its me. Good ol' best friend Holly!
Tina: You're dead to me!
Tina: A true friend you can trust with your life. What, you're not a true friend anymore because you have a boyfriend?
Vic: Well, I've already taken all of your cash, so...
Val: Okay, so, we can play for something else.
Vic: Like what?
Val: I dunno. Like, um...
Vic: A kiss?
Val: (high-pitched) What!?
Vic: Unless you've got four of a kind, you have got to kiss your hubby.
(Looks at her hand, which is four kings, and throws them down)
Val: Oh, crap!
Vic: Let me see..
Val: No, no, no! (mixes them up) You won, lay one on me!
Val: She loves Italian, on her salad and on her men!
Holly: Is there a job where you'd get paid to make out all day?
Vince: Yeah, we could be Ladies of the Night!
Lauren(to Joe): Is that the new Blackberry with wireless internet access? Can I hold it?
Joe: Sure. Let me show you how it works--
Lauren: Oh, no, I'm very familiar, thank you!
Val(to Vic):Why does he have his Blackberry out? We should've frisked him first! Uh, Lauren--
Lauren: Relax, I'm just adding my cell phone number. (fiddles around with the buttons) Hey, um, how come I can't get online? Why can't I get online (screaming to Blackberry) CONNECT, BITCH!
Gary: Come on man, you went and told Holly that I have unwanted feelings of a desire-ist nature towards Tina?
Holly: (giggles nervously) WHAT?
Vince: No, I didnt' tell her, you just did, Gary!
Gary: Oh no, I just burned out my own secret? Ohhh, I can't tell me anything!
Gary(to Vince): I finally got it! (points to a rubber band around his wrist) I'll snap this everytime I think of her. That way, I'll associate pain with Tina!
Vince: Wouldn't that be more effective if you put that around "Lil' Gary"?
Gary(telling Vince about Tina):...strutting along in her skimpy bikini that only covers half of her bubbly, scrum-diddly-umptious, round--(pauses) Oh my damn! Don't go there, Lil' G, don't go there!
International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: December 13th, 2010 on TV Nova
Episode Title: I've Got a Secret
The title of this episode, "I've Got A Secret" is the title of a CBS and Oxgyen Network game show.
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