Jeff [Episode 1- 22]
Jeff: Just between you and me....
Gary: Jeff, I swear if you say my mother is hot, I'm gonna puncture you like a juice box.
Lauren: (about Val's cousin) Ooooh, is he single?
Val: He's fourteen.
Lauren: Answer the question!
Val: (to Holly; walking into the apartment in excitement) I almost kissed Vic!
Holly: (in a normal voice, she is watching TV) Hold on. (clicks the TV off, puts down her popcorn, takes off her blanket then calmly stands up) OH MY GOD!
Gary's Mom: I always wondered; who is this Melba?
Jeff: I don't know. But if I ever run into her, you know what I'd say? Nice work with the toast.
Gary's Mom: (laughs)
Holly: Don't just stand there! Be shocking! Take off your top or something!
Lauren: Ehh, they don't wanna see those again.
Holly (about Val and her porno movie cameo): Did she also tell you that she turned down $35 and a sandwich to be in the sequel?
Holly (to Val, about Vic): Does he pick you up and spin you around and say you're the best person to ever work in the mailroom ever?!
Holly (about Vic): Do you ever have the one where he's a fireman and rescues me from the burning mailroom?
Holly: You should, it's awesome!
Holly (to mailroom workers): So, Lisa in accounting took eight days of sick leaves supposedly for her wisdom teeth.
Dave: I heard they were impacted!
Holly (chuckles sarcastically): Yeah, well they must have been impacted into her boobs! 'Cause those swelled up two cup sizes, if you know what I mean!
Holly (to Val): It's kinda like my gym class locker room except I don't have to fake cramps to get out of stuff.
Jeff: What's up, buddy?
Gary: You hit on my mom?
Jeff: I didn't know she was your mom! I just saw her sitting there and I thought, "Whoa! That is..."
Gary: No! No! No! Do not! Hey, that woman gave birth to me, okay? I'm her Baby G! You can't go on a date with my mom! What's the matter with you?
Jeff: All right, I'll call and cancel...
Gary: You can't cancel on my mom! What's the matter with you?
Lauren: (to co-workers) So that's when I learned that laxatives don't really care if you're on a date!"
Lauren: (to co-workers) So I bent over, looked him in the eye, and said, "I don't care if you were Webster! Nobody snaps my thong!"
Val: How am I going to face Vic?
Holly: Tell him it was my fault.
Lauren: No,tell him it was my fault.. 'cause I was jealous.. cause we were once lovers.Yes, me and Val.
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: September 23, 2010 on TV Nova
In Latin America, this episode is known as "El Beso", which means "The Kiss".
Dan Cortese received the "And" credit.
It is confirmed that Holly took the mailroom job that Val offered her in "The Game."
Vic and Val kiss for the first time. This was not the final kiss, since Val and Vic would later be married.
Val once had a boyfriend, a film student, who cast her in a small role in a movie called "The Bartender". But after his funds ran out, a studio financed it under the stipulation it be turned into an X-rated film, "The Butt-tender." She also turned down $35 and a sandwich to be in the sequel.
Val has fantasies of Vic moving furniture and getting sweaty.
Holly has two dreams about Vic:
1. Vic calling Holly "the best person ever to work in the mailroom."
2. Vic as a fireman saving Holly from the burning mailroom.
It is revealed that Val has been dating continuously for the past 11 years
Lauren has shown her boobs to the co-workers before.
The employees at the mailroom live for gossip.
It is revealed that Val wants to keep her ties to the other workers professional.
This is the first and only appearnce of Gary's mom.
This is the first and only appearance of Gary's apartment.
When this episode premiered, The WB created a special contest offering one winner a trip to London for the August premiere of the film, What a Girl Wants. Viewers were instructed to watch the show and look for the Union Jack, the British flag, in the show. The flag appeared tacked on the wall in Val's office.
This episode aired on the same day that the movie What a Girl Wants (starring Amanda Bynes) premiered.
This is the nineteenth episode filmed in the series.
The picture of Gary at his mother's apartment was from Wesley Jonathan's first official website.
Taped March 7, 2003.
Xtina is the nickname of American pop music singer and songwriter, Christina Aguilera.
Rolling Stone is a music and music industry magazine. Rolling Stone was founded in San Francisco in 1967 by Jann Wenner and music critic Ralph J. Gleason
Melba toast is a very dry, crisp, thinly sliced toast. It is served with soups and salads, or topped with melted cheese. It is named after Dame Nellie Melba, the stage name for Australian opera singer Helen Porter Mitchell, and is thought to date back to 1897, a year when the singer was very ill and this kind of toast became a staple of her diet.
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