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Wow, that's a nice review of the book, agent_0042!
I see that Bennett Cerf has his own page at "Pun of the Day"
http://www.punoftheday.com/bennet-cerf.html
There is a search feature to "Search over 2,500 puns"
If the puns are like Bennett's puns, one a day is all we can take! ![]()
Good thing Bennett never used this one (below) on WML? or he'd have been hissed off the stage. I guess the "joke" is that there is no joke at all? Or maybe I'm missing something?
From: Bennett Cerf's Book of Riddles (1960)
Question: What is big and red and eats rocks?
Answer: A big red rock eater.
With apologies to Douglas Fairbanks -- here is a Bennett Cerf pun:
All the puppies in an Alaskan city recently were expelled.
Ever since, it's been known as Dogless Fairbanks.
One more by Bennett Cerf!
A celebrated swami had a cousin who, understandably enough, was a whirling dervish in the Ringling Circus. One day an uncommonly handsome damsel picked up this dervish and took him out for a row on the lake in Central Park. Suddenly the boat tilted, and the damsel quavered to her companion, "I'm afraid I've lost my oar, Derv."
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| If the puns are like Bennett's puns, one a day is all we can take! |
| astorino wrote: |
Good thing Bennett never used this one (below) on WML? or he'd have been hissed off the stage. I guess the "joke" is that there is no joke at all? Or maybe I'm missing something? From: Bennett Cerf's Book of Riddles (1960) Question: What is big and red and eats rocks? Answer: A big red rock eater. |
You all realize, don't you, that Bennett didn't create many of these puns? He made it known in the literary scene and in his social circles that he wanted to use other people's puns, and they provided them. Gil Fates used the polite euphemism "cadged" to describe how Bennett got the goods. I know of just one person who has admitted giving Bennett material. He's a retired CBS news producer named Marlin Swing, who is 83 years old today. He was more friendly with Dorothy Kilgallen than with Bennett, but Marlin's employment at CBS allowed him to attend many What's My Line? broadcasts where he became friendly enough with Bennett to give him some stuff. I did not ask Mr. Swing whether he thinks Bennett Cerf stole anything. He's 83.
I hope Bennett was more innocent than Milton Berle, who was notorious (over a period of many decades) for stealing other comedians' jokes. You can hear him joking about his bad reputation for doing that on the October 17, 1965 episode where he's a panelist. Bennett is there but he does not participate in or react to the joke. Dorothy laughs, apparently understanding the joke without explaining it. You won't get the joke unless you know in advance that Mr. Berle did that so many times.
I am told that many of today's super comics who get their own HBO specials visit comedy clubs to listen to poor, aspiring comics and then steal stuff. If the comic who loses out tries to copyright his/her stuff, he/she would have to pay a separate 50-dollar fee (to the U.S. Copyright Office in DC) for each joke. That gets expensive. Is it any wonder that the most successful comics, such as Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy, impersonate others and fake accents so well? That can't get stolen.
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