Andy: The worst thing is everyone thinks this is all my fault.
Danny: (whispers) But it is your fault.
Andy: A minor detail.
Andy: Have no fear, Danny. Nothing can keep a good prankster down. Not even his mom.
Andy: Chocolate mousse? Parents? Teachers? An enclosed space? It's a prank made in heaven.
Jen: Oh! I'm so hungry, I could eat a cow.
Andy: You could start with your arm.
Danny: Is there a reason we're pranking a bunch of super-big dudes who enjoy crushing people?
Andy: I'm glad you asked that, my fuzzy-headed friend. I'd like to tell you we're standing up for the little guy, and for everyone who's been bullied by jocks. Or that maybe we're righting some great injustice. But I can't. We're just pranking for fun.
Danny: Ah, works for me.
Mrs.Larkin: Grr! "My Volunteers." "My team." My eye!