Captain Tough: I want you to stop every car and inspect everybody. Have you got that, Officer Fishtail?
Fishtail: Yes sir, Captain Tuff. Yes sir!
Captain Tough: Check everything. Lights, mufflers, tires, brakes...
Fishtail: Oh, yes sir!
Captain Tough: And for any violation, I don't care show it is, I want you to write him a ticket.
Fishtail: Right on, Captain sir. (writes ticket)
Captain Tough: What's this?
Fishtail: Uh, a ticket for you, sir. You have a smooth front tire.