Friar Tuck: (hears confession) You did what? For your penance, do five hail Marys and eight our Fathers – that and twenty push-ups.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Bertram, announce the main course – and do not shout in my ear. (Bertram then rings a huge triangle in the Sheriff's ear.)
Prince John: (main course arrives) I'll have a drumstick!
Isabelle : Lovey, that's an ox. Oxes don't have drumsticks.
Prince John: Oh, make it a wing!