Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

Season 3 Episode 9

Officers' Mess

Aired Unknown Oct 07, 1993 on PBS
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Officers' Mess
Top Grunge steals the United States Military Academy.

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      • Chief: Greg, you'd better come into my office.
        Greg: Oh, yeah, Chief. I'll be right there. You guys, if you'll excuse me for just a moment. The Chief obviously is in need of me. (enters the office, where the Chief has ping-pong balls on her desk) What's up, Chief?
        Chief: Uh, Greg, something weird is going on. I can't explain it, but a certain thing happens whenever anybody says Carmen's last name, so from now on, it's just Carmen.
        Greg: Okay. Okay. Don't worry, Chief, I won't say "Carmen Sandiego".
        (ping-pong balls fall from the ceiling onto the Chief)
        Chief: Thanks, Greg. I knew I could count on you.
        Greg: I'm sorry. Never again. I promise. I won't say "Carmen Sandi... armpit." Carmen Sandieggsalad! Carmen Sandielephant!
        Chief: Oh, for goodness sake, Greg! I keep thinking you're about to say "Carmen Sandiego"!
        (more ping-pong balls fall)
        Greg: Uh, uh, Chief, do you think maybe this is maybe a good time for the home viewer contest?
        Chief: Yes.
        Greg: 'Kay.
        Chief: Every time you watch the show, write down what was stolen and from where. When you've collected 4 loots and locations, write them down on a postcard with your name and address, and send it to ACME Crime Net, P.O. Box 4300, New York, NY 10163.
        Greg: Every day, we'll pick 5 people whose lists are correct and them each a Carmen T-Shirt. Here's who won today.
        (the contest winners are revealed)
        Chief: Congratulations to all the winners.
        Greg: Great. See ya later.
        (he exits the office, but the Chief stops him)
        Chief: Uh, Greg. Greg, one more thing.
        Greg: Mm-hmm?
        Chief: You-- You know the squeak in my chair.
        Greg: Oh, yeah.
        Chief: I wonder if you could just check it out for me.
        Greg: Squeak in a chair? All right.
        (sits down)
        Chief: Right there. (to the ceiling) Carmen Sandiego!
        (nothing happens)
        Greg: Nope. No squeak that I could find. I gotta get back to work. See ya. (exits the office)
        (the Chief sits back down and the ping-pong balls fall again)
        (Greg returns to HQ and looks up at the ceiling to see if any ping-pong balls would fall, but they don't until one does when he leaves for the Phone Tap)

      • Grunge: This jail cell is awful! (coughs) No matter where I stand, I'm never more than 12 feet away from the soap. And it's all Carmen's fault! Go get her in Africa. (coughs)

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