Carmen: Vic, head for Mexico's largest state, and hide in Copper Canyon. It's longer than the Grand Canyon, and parts of it are more than a mile deep.
Vic: Sounds awfully big, Carmen, and lonely.
Carmen: Make friends with the Tarahumara people who live there. Only don't give them a firm handshake. They'll think you're rude.
Vic: I'll be a picture of politeness, Carmen.
Carmen: Oh, I'd settle for a snapshot of intelligence. Hmm, maybe you're better off hiding with the canyon snakes. No one will ever spot you.
Vic: Gee, Carmen, I haven't won snakeskin for years. It's outta style.