White Collar Season 4 Episode 8

Diana: (about Alex Hunter) We're looking at Greek antiquities theft, she checked into the Atheneum. I'm sure she's clean.

Neal: After lunch today, I'll finagle an invite back to her place.
Peter: Great. Find out what's in that envelope. And, whatever your finagling methods, remember we'll be watching.

Neal: What?
Peter: No, it just used to mean something to say that you caught Neal Caffrey, but now that the police are doing it all the time...
Neal: Oh, once again, this does not count.
Peter: Says the man who spent four hours in a cell with two drunken disorderlies and a shopping cart thief.

Mozzie: I'm trespassing. Exigent circumstances.
Peter: I love how you two think that law was designed as a loophole.

Mozzie: (waving a bra in front of Peter) Sam is Samantha. He is a she!
Peter: He is definitely not a she.
Mozzie: Well, he's curious.
Peter: This is not Sam's suite.
Mozzie: That file listed this as his address.
Peter: The file I explicitly told you wasn't Sam's file?
Mozzie: So I've made a tremendous mistake.
Peter: That was Alex Hunter's file.
Mozzie: Oh! That explains the brassiere.

Peter: (about Neal and Alex staying alone) Yeah, I don't like it. I get the impression that Neal and Alex are still on unsettled terms.
Jones: "Unsettled" meaning what? She wants to bed him or kill him?
Peter: Fine line.

Alex: (referring to her origami flower) You know, a different girl might take offense that you marked this "return to sender."
Neal: A different guy might take offense that you got him arrested. I'd say we're even.
Alex: Oh, please. Not even close.

Mozzie: (referring to Alex Hunter) Things were so much simpler when she just vanished. Now I have to hide for the remainder of my natural life.
Neal: Your natural life is constituted primarily of hiding.
Mozzie: Exactly. I don't need any supplemental hiding.