White Collar

Season 2 Episode 13

Countermeasures

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 08, 2011 on USA
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Neal's landlady June is visited by an old friend of her late husband. Byron's friend just got out of prison, but Neal suspects he hasn't given up his criminal path.

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    Joseph Sikora

    Joseph Sikora

    Jonas Ganz

    Guest Star

    Billy Dee Williams

    Billy Dee Williams

    Bradford "Ford" Tullman

    Guest Star

    Sharif Atkins

    Sharif Atkins

    FBI Agent Clinton Jones

    Recurring Role

    Diahann Carroll

    Diahann Carroll

    June

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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    • TRIVIA (2)

    • QUOTES (14)

      • Neal: From one professional to another, how come you don't have any prints? (demonstrating the coin as he fiddles with it)
        Ford: Pumice stone. I rub my fingers with it every morning.
        Peter: Wake up, brush your teeth, scrape incriminating evidence off your fingertips.
        Ford: (leans forward)Old habits ...
        Peter: (says almost to himself)Yeah.

      • Peter: Can you forge these?
        Neal: The US bills are tricky. The ink, maybe. But the paper, and the feel of that linen cut and blend is tough to duplicate. (remembers the presence of the treasury agents) So I've been told.

      • Peter: Okay, since we can't find Ford, let's figure out what else he needs to make these bills.
        Neal: I'll need to borrow some reading materials.
        Peter: Fine. From where?
        Neal: The US Treasury. (Peter sighs)

      • Neal: It's perfect. He won't suspect you're a fed.
        Peter: Then who am I?
        Neal: A coworker.
        Peter: And what kind of co-work would that be?
        Neal: I may have implied that you're not exactly a noble citizen.
        Peter: No.
        Neal: Peter-
        Peter: I said no. Find another way.

      • Neal: Good work, Moz.
        Mozzie: I don't like that expression.
        Neal: "Good work"?
        Mozzie: Well, "work" implies I have a job.

      • Neal: I need a favor.
        Diana: Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?
        Neal: I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over on you.
        Diana: And?
        Neal: And that if I ever did try, you'd break one or both of my arms.

      • Neal: You find anything on the receipt I gave you?
        Mozzie: I have, with the use of a hair dryer and photoshop contrast.
        Neal: Why do you have a hair dryer?

      • Peter: I'm not comfortable with this.
        Neal: Really? You're not comfortable? I've got the Men in Black bobsled team breathing down my neck.
        Peter: These treasury agents are a little skeptical. You look like a 12-year-old who just found the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

      • Neal: Simple word association. "Dowd," crowd." Joseph Dowd runs with a bad crowd. Kenny Estrada... He won't say nada.
        Peter: Are you serious?
        Neal: Yeah, I got one for every cop and crook I ever met.
        Peter: What was mine? Burk the jerk? (Laughs) Oh, come on.
        Neal: You tell me what else rhymes with "Burke."

      • Peter: (about Ford) You want to be like him when you grow up?
        Neal: More fun than sitting in a cubicle.
        Peter: Neal, if ever you do decide to grow up, you should realize this one thing. You can either be a con or a man. You can't be both.

      • Neal: Hey. How was the book club?
        Mozzie: Well, there's only so much to discuss when it comes to Kitty Kelley.

      • Peter: (comparing Mozzie to Ford) You're like him.
        Mozzie: I accept your accusation.

      • Neal: (about Ford) Tried to help him.
        Peter: You know... there's one thing Byron figured out that Ford never did. There's no such thing as a final score... only the next one. Unless you figure that out, you're gonna lose in the end.

      • Mozzie: You know what they say. Old con men never die.
        Neal: Our smiles just fade away.

    • NOTES (5)

    • ALLUSIONS (2)

      • Neal: I've got the "Men in Black" bobsled team breathing down my neck.

        The Men in Black are featured in the scifi movie Men in Black from 1997 about a top secret organization that monitors and controls alien activity on earth. The film that was directed by Barry Sonnenfeld takes place in New York City, Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith star as Agent K and Agent J.

      • Ford: You don't use wires anymore?
        Peter: Not since Carlito's Way.

        Carlito's Way (1993) which is based on the novels "Carlito's Way" and "After Hours" by Edwin Torres is a US American crime film directed by Brian De Palma and features Al Pacino as Carlito Brigante, Sean Penn as David Kleinfeld and Penelope Anne Miller as Gail.

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