White Collar Season 3 Episode 3

Diana: There's nothing cute about pottery class.
Neal: Yes, pottery class! So much better than I ever could have imagined. And that would explain... (points to the table)
Sara: (lifts the crooked bowl Neal pointed to) ...This
Diana: What? (takes the bowl from Sara) I made this!
Sara: Oh, uh, I mean, I think that it's lovely..
Neal: Ditto. (everybody bursts out laughing)

Sara: Normal people don't talk about this before work.
Neal: No, they don't. We can try normal.
Sara: O-okay!
Neal: Yeah, let's try it.
Sara: Great. Sweetie?
Neal: Yes, darling?
Sara: Did you take out the garbage?
Neal: Honey, I shredded the garbage. You know the feds love to rummage.
Sara: They're not the only ones. You know, I once tracked a Rothko to the Hamptons using a jitney receipt.
Neal: (laughing) Okay, that did not work.

Diana: Neal, this is my girlfriend Christie.
Neal: Christie. So nice to finally meet you.
Christie: The infamous Neal Caffrey. (to Diana) I think his smile is more charming than devious.

(Diana's on the phone with Peter while trying to keep up with Helen)
Peter: How's it going over there?
Diana: I have so many paper cuts, I need a blood transfusion. It is impossible to remove wheat grass from Chanel. She made me go to her brownstone to give Prozac to her parrot.
Peter: How was that?
Diana: It shrieked at me about deadlines.
Helen: Is that a personal call?
Diana: Document storage. The files you asked for.
Peter: Was that her or the parrot?
Diana: I don't know how long I can do this. She wants to have dinner with Salman Rushdie tonight. How am I supposed to find – wait, you can find Salman Rushdie.
Peter: Oh, I'd have to pull some strings.
Office Messenger: Mail.
Helen: Why isn't my mail open?
Diana: I see why she gets so many death threats.