Mozzie: (walks in on Neal and Sara) Oh. Get a room!
Sara: We are in a room.
Neal: My room.
Mozzie: That hurts. Next time I make a lock, I guess it should be for your door.
Sara: Or there is this thing called knocking.
Neal: Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're leaving?
Sara: Mood's officially killed. Call me later. Or come over.
Sara: Not you.
Diana: There's nothing cute about pottery class.
Neal: Yes, pottery class! So much better than I ever could have imagined. And that would explain... (points to the table)
Sara: (lifts the crooked bowl Neal pointed to) ...This
Diana: What? (takes the bowl from Sara) I made this!
Sara: Oh, uh, I mean, I think that it's lovely..
Neal: Ditto. (everybody bursts out laughing)
Sara: Normal people don't talk about this before work.
Neal: No, they don't. We can try normal.
Neal: Yeah, let's try it.
Sara: Great. Sweetie?
Neal: Yes, darling?
Sara: Did you take out the garbage?
Neal: Honey, I shredded the garbage. You know the feds love to rummage.
Sara: They're not the only ones. You know, I once tracked a Rothko to the Hamptons using a jitney receipt.
Neal: (laughing) Okay, that did not work.
Diana: Neal, this is my girlfriend Christie.
Neal: Christie. So nice to finally meet you.
Christie: The infamous Neal Caffrey. (to Diana) I think his smile is more charming than devious.
(Diana's on the phone with Peter while trying to keep up with Helen)
Peter: How's it going over there?
Diana: I have so many paper cuts, I need a blood transfusion. It is impossible to remove wheat grass from Chanel. She made me go to her brownstone to give Prozac to her parrot.
Peter: How was that?
Diana: It shrieked at me about deadlines.
Helen: Is that a personal call?
Diana: Document storage. The files you asked for.
Peter: Was that her or the parrot?
Diana: I don't know how long I can do this. She wants to have dinner with Salman Rushdie tonight. How am I supposed to find – wait, you can find Salman Rushdie.
Peter: Oh, I'd have to pull some strings.
Office Messenger: Mail.
Helen: Why isn't my mail open?
Diana: I see why she gets so many death threats.
Jones: She puts the "hell" in "Helen".
International Episode Titles:
Belgium: "Protection rapprochée" (Close protection)
Original International Air Dates:
Latin America: Februrary 1, 2012 on FOX
Czech Republic: August 18, 2012 on Prima LOVE
Canada: October 22, 2012 on Bravo
Burke tells Diana that, while undercover, she use an English accent, specifically from Manchester.
Marsha Thomason (Diana) is actually from Manchester and puts on the American accent for the series.