White Collar Season 4 Episode 11

Mozzie: I must have lost my mind. I went to New Jersey of my own free will.

Neal: (to Mozzie) You lost a $200,000 bottle of whiskey playing "Candy Land"?
June: High-stakes Candy Land. (to Mozzie) Darling, the next time, would you please read the rules more carefully?

Mozzie: Mmm, quite the bouquet of fruits. Hmm, I taste, uh, apples and peaches.
Neal: Plus toffee and caramel, with a hint of cinnamon.
Mozzie: No penguin feathers.

Neal: I don't know whether to be mad or impressed that my own dad conned me.
Mozzie: Well, at least you learned where you inherited that particular skill from.

Jones: Looks like the pickle juice worked.
Peter: Always does.
Diana: The hangover's gone, but what about when Neal sees Flynn?
Peter: Jones is there to step in Neal's way if he needs help. Plus, Elizabeth is armed with a very disapproving look.

Mozzie: I have discovered a new hobby.
Neal: Drinking is the opposite of a new hobby for you.
Mozzie: Hmm, I'm thinking about counterfeit tequila next time. You should stock up on limes.
Neal: I'll get right on that.

Mozzie: You do realize I haven't blown glass since before they faked Reagan's death. I'm a little out of practice.
Neal: You'll be fine, Moz.
Mozzie: Oh, I'm gonna miss my eyebrows. Along with my bangs.

Mozzie: (drunk during taste testing) You Know, Whiskey comes from a Gaelic word...
Neal: (giggles) you said Gaelic...