Peter: I want you to teach Jones everything you know about whiskey counterfeiting.
Neal: You can't bench me on this.
Peter: Yeah. I can.
Neal: It would take me a month to teach Jones everything I know, and you need me to make a good counterfeit.
Peter: Are you ransoming your skills?
Mozzie: I must have lost my mind. I went to New Jersey of my own free will.
Neal: (to Mozzie) You lost a $200,000 bottle of whiskey playing "Candy Land"?
June: High-stakes Candy Land. (to Mozzie) Darling, the next time, would you please read the rules more carefully?
Mozzie: Mmm, quite the bouquet of fruits. Hmm, I taste, uh, apples and peaches.
Neal: Plus toffee and caramel, with a hint of cinnamon.
Mozzie: No penguin feathers.
Neal: I don't know whether to be mad or impressed that my own dad conned me.
Mozzie: Well, at least you learned where you inherited that particular skill from.
Jones: Looks like the pickle juice worked.
Peter: Always does.
Diana: The hangover's gone, but what about when Neal sees Flynn?
Peter: Jones is there to step in Neal's way if he needs help. Plus, Elizabeth is armed with a very disapproving look.
Mozzie: I have discovered a new hobby.
Neal: Drinking is the opposite of a new hobby for you.
Mozzie: Hmm, I'm thinking about counterfeit tequila next time. You should stock up on limes.
Neal: I'll get right on that.
Mozzie: You do realize I haven't blown glass since before they faked Reagan's death. I'm a little out of practice.
Neal: You'll be fine, Moz.
Mozzie: Oh, I'm gonna miss my eyebrows. Along with my bangs.
Mozzie: (drunk during taste testing) You Know, Whiskey comes from a Gaelic word...
Neal: (giggles) you said Gaelic...
Neal: Good job, Moz. Not so out of practice after all.
Mozzie: Yep, like riding a horse.
Neal: You're allergic to horses.
Original International Airdates:
Canada: April 10, 2013 on Bravo
Diahann Carroll (June) is credited as special guest star.