White Collar Season 4 Episode 6

Peter: That's a mark against Mozzie's theory.
Neal: Oh, he'll find a way to ignore it.

Neal: (looking at the toys on the table): What are these?
Mozzie: I made them in the third grade to impress the kids at the orphanage about my parents' story. A secret shadow-puppet show with lights out.
Neal: I might need to see that. Immediately.

Neal: How'd you get to him if he'd only talk to Washington's descendants.
Peter: I may have quoted out founding father.
Neal: You tricked him into thinking that Washington was your ancestor?
Peter: I gently guided him.

Mozzie: You know this is psychological torture, making me stay in here and watch my dreams die.
Diana: Then go home.
Peter: Please, your part's over.
Mozzie: Well,fine. I know when I'm not appreciated.

Mozzie: You do know I'd be more of an asset in the room with them?
Peter: Neal's enough of a live wire. I don't need a spark plug in there, too.
Mozzie: This spark plug got him here, didn't he?

Neal: You know Mozzie is an orphan.
Peter: Yeah.
Neal: Well, an orphan's gonna wonder about his parents. So, he imagined they were spies.
Peter: Mozzie's first conspiracy theory and his coping mechanism.
Neal: Occasionally, something happens that triggers Mozzie to revisit his childhood.
Peter: He falls into a spy cycle?
Neal: Do not mention Valerie Plame in his presence.

Peter: (to Mozzie) You're a nightmarish Goldilocks.
Neal: Minus the golden curls.

Peter: Neal, I'm using an outdated CIA spy kit that, according to Mozzie, he once hoped belonged to his parents. Tell me why you're encouraging this before I get sent back to Evidence.
Neal: I don't think you wanna know, you'll get all tense and you'll make that grimace and...

Mozzie: Mrs. Suit! It's been way too long.
Elizabeth: Oh, it has. And I see you've fallen back into the routine of torturing my husband.
Neal: Old habits. (Peter shoots him a dirty look)
Mozzie: Ah, the Suit will see it my way. Time makes more converts than reason. Thomas Paine's Common Sense.
Peter: You are the last person who should be quoting common sense.

Peter: That's them, about to ruin a perfectly good Saturday.
Elizabeth: Well, honey, you get to go on a treasure hunt. You love treasure hunts.
Peter: I'm only going on the off chance that the gunman sees this ad and shows up.

Peter: Neal, could you-
Neal: -Help Diana research the family.
Peter: Mind reader.

Neal: He called you 7-2-3?
Peter: And he wanted a flag?
Mozzie: I had no clue what he was talking about either.
Peter: Well, that makes all of us.

Mozzie: Seriously, Suit, what would you have done in my situation?
Peter: I would never be in your situation.

Mozzie: Whoever this guy is, he was definitely on to something.
June: Or on something.

Peter: He used June as a plant to up the price of the worthless unit.
Mozzie: Well, it helps drain their resources, so I'm flushed when a valuable unit comes up.
Peter: And June was okay with that? (Mozzie points to Neal)
Neal: Most likely it was her idea.