White Collar Season 3 Episode 13

Peter: Maybe El misheard.
Neal: Yeah, over the static of a police scanner 'noon' could sound like a lot of things.
Peter: Soon, balloon...
Neal: Saloon.
Peter: Yeah, a lot of people are meeting at saloons nowadays.
Neal: Cause "I'll meet you balloon" makes so much sense.

Elizabeth: What do you think is in the duffle bag? Huh-is that a...
Mozzie: A gun!
Elizabeth: You think?
Mozzie: Yep. Definitely a PX227. Or a Tony Award...

Peter: Made yourself right at home at the Stardust.
Neal: Well when you do a rubbing at a strip club, your options are limited.
Peter: Ohhh, I'm tempted to make a rubbing at a strip club joke....
Neal: And it ran it ri-iii-ght across the plate for ya.
Peter: You did.
Neal: But you're above it.
Peter: I am.

Peter: Agent Westley didn't graduate from Quantico so that he could write your case reports.
Neal: Peter, I know how important those reports are. You always say, "if it happens in the field..."
Peter: ... it happens in the file.
Neal: Yes. And writing them takes practice. I gave those reports to Westley as a gift.
Peter: A gift?
Neal: One he can invest in his future.

Mozzie: Damn! Your Sakhari Freedom Fighters have rebuffed me again.
Elizabeth: You know, I know what you're doing, Moz.
Mozzie: Impossible. My cheating is undetectable.

Peter: Does Rebecca know you're following her?
Elizabeth: No, no, no. I had a secure distance, and I had a buffer car.
Peter: I taught you those maneuvers to skirt a tail, not become one.
Elizabeth: Isn't it the same principle?

Mozzie: Okay, let me see your G-man impression.
Elizabeth: Elizabeth Burke. FBI. I want to ask you some questions.
Mozzie: Okay, first of all, lose the hands on the hips. You look like Wonder Woman. Good. Now I need to see more hatred in your eyes. You should exude pure evil, born of a blackened soul. That's how they look to me!