White Collar

Season 3 Episode 13

Neighboorhood Watch

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 31, 2012 on USA



  • Trivia

    • The character of Ben is played by Joe Manganiello, who appeared as male stripper "Big Dick Ritchie," alongside Matt Bomer's "Ken," in the film "Magic Mike."

  • Quotes

    • Neal: Got a knife handy?
      Mozzie: We said we wouldn't break in.
      Neal: I'm not breaking in, I'm reaching in.

    • Peter: Maybe El misheard.
      Neal: Yeah, over the static of a police scanner 'noon' could sound like a lot of things.
      Peter: Soon, balloon...
      Neal: Saloon.
      Peter: Yeah, a lot of people are meeting at saloons nowadays.
      Neal: Cause "I'll meet you balloon" makes so much sense.

    • Elizabeth: What do you think is in the duffle bag? Huh-is that a...
      Mozzie: A gun!
      Elizabeth: You think?
      Mozzie: Yep. Definitely a PX227. Or a Tony Award...

    • Peter: Made yourself right at home at the Stardust.
      Neal: Well when you do a rubbing at a strip club, your options are limited.
      Peter: Ohhh, I'm tempted to make a rubbing at a strip club joke....
      Neal: And it ran it ri-iii-ght across the plate for ya.
      Peter: You did.
      Neal: But you're above it.
      Peter: I am.

    • Peter: Agent Westley didn't graduate from Quantico so that he could write your case reports.
      Neal: Peter, I know how important those reports are. You always say, "if it happens in the field..."
      Peter: ... it happens in the file.
      Neal: Yes. And writing them takes practice. I gave those reports to Westley as a gift.
      Peter: A gift?
      Neal: One he can invest in his future.

    • Mozzie: Damn! Your Sakhari Freedom Fighters have rebuffed me again.
      Elizabeth: You know, I know what you're doing, Moz.
      Mozzie: Impossible. My cheating is undetectable.

    • Peter: Does Rebecca know you're following her?
      Elizabeth: No, no, no. I had a secure distance, and I had a buffer car.
      Peter: I taught you those maneuvers to skirt a tail, not become one.
      Elizabeth: Isn't it the same principle?

    • Mozzie: Okay, let me see your G-man impression.
      Elizabeth: Elizabeth Burke. FBI. I want to ask you some questions.
      Mozzie: Okay, first of all, lose the hands on the hips. You look like Wonder Woman. Good. Now I need to see more hatred in your eyes. You should exude pure evil, born of a blackened soul. That's how they look to me!

    • Neal: Did you impersonate an FBI agent? I happen to know that's illegal. Just saying.
      Elizabeth: Spousal immunity?
      Neal: You made that up.
      Peter: She has spousal immunity.

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