White Collar Season 3 Episode 1

Mozzie: (on the phone with Neal) I'm not an idiot! I scraped a titanium white from the Rembrandt, a midnight blue from a Vlaming-
Neal: -Oh, you should get a monestial blue.
Mozzie: You know, I should get a monestial blue. If you find one thick enough, feel free to let me know. Oh, that's right, you're not here!
Neal: Breathe, Moz. How we're doing on the canvas, have you checked the Dali?
Mozzie: Evidently, our friend Salvador liked to stretch time, but not canvases. I'll find something.
Neal: I know you will.

Peter: What's step three.
Neal: Step three is you arrest him.
Peter: Oh. Good thing you didn't tell him.
Neal: I thought you might like that.

Neal: I never say no to good coffee.
Elizabeth: Okay, well. Then why don't I pour and you tell me why you dropped by, knowing my husband's not here?
Neal: Hmm, I don't know... He suddenly doesn't trust me.
Elizabeth: I don't know how sudden it is. You know, breaking out of prison, stealing the music box, almost shooting Fowler... You want me to go on?
Neal: Not particularly, no.
Elizabeth: Look, he wants to trust you, but you have this, I don't know, habit, of doing the wrong thing for the right reasons.
Neal: What, you're saying that I'm impulsive but I have a good heart?
Elizabeth: Maybe you could try to balance the two?
Neal: You make a fair point.

Neal: (after Peter picks up Neal's severed tie from the trash bin) I've driven you to dumpster-dive?
Peter: A souvenir of Neal Caffrey's imperfect moment? Priceless.

Mozzie: (about the plane) Think of it as a Kardashian. What it lacks in refinement it makes up for in cargo space.

Neal: You didn't tell me.
Mozzie: Plausible deniability is all.

Neal: I passed your lie detector.
Peter: I've seen you do that before.
Neal: Are you saying I cheated?
Peter: I've seen you do that before.