White Collar Season 1 Episode 14

Mozzie: A consulate? Oh, great, an international incident. Look, I don't want to end my days in some underground prison, adopting cockroaches as pets.
Neal: We're not talking about North Korea. It's the Italians, Moz.
Mozzie: They do prison just fine. Ask Galileo.

Mozzie: Neal, happily ever after isn't for guys like us.
Neal: It is this time. It is.

Peter: (to Mozzie, Alex and Neal) Oh, look at this. All the usual suspects in one place. Makes my job much easier.

Mozzie: We feel free when we escape, even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire.

Neal: Excuse me! Scusi! Pardon! I'd like to make a toast to our gracious hosts. And all of you, because this is a very special night. Well, it's special to me, anyway. You probably have no idea who I am, so I'm going to tell you. I'm an internationally renowned art thief. And tonight, I'm here to rob you. Cheers!

Peter: There's an APB out for a man of interest in a slick suit. Apparently, he rappelled down the wall of a consulate.
Neal: It'll be fine. They're not gonna prosecute for the theft of an item they weren't supposed to have in the first place.
Peter: An item you don't seem to have.
Neal: Well, let's just say Alex had other plans.

Mozzie: Remember that old Chinese curse?
Neal: May you live in interesting times.
Mozzie: These certainly are interesting times. Remember the second half of that curse?
Neal: May you find what you're looking for.

Neal: You and Peter... How'd you know?
Elizabeth: Well, I think there's a difference between loving the idea of someone and actually loving who they really are.