White Collar Season 4 Episode 4

Peter: What's in the bag?
Neal: Oh. I made a detour on my way to the bank to pick you up Manhattan's best sandwich.
Peter: Why did you go to the bank?
Neal: You don't wanna know where I got the sandwich?
Peter: Marginally less interesting.

Neal: You'll be back, shouting down at us like Alexander the Great.
Peter: I see myself more as a Caesar.
Neal: You say Roman. I say Greek.

Sara: Who runs after nearly being kidnapped?
Neal: Someone who feels like they're being chased.
Sara: Figures you'd side with the fleeing suspect.

Elizabeth: Sophie Covington -- what is she like?
Neal: From what I saw, she's not into murder, money, or Mailer.
Elizabeth: So she's not the gold-digging, social-climbing husband murderer that I read about?

Peter: Neal?
Neal: Well, the good news is, I'm alive.
Peter: That is good news.
Sara: Wait, is there bad news?
Neal: Depends on whether you're a "glass half full" or a "glass half empty" kind of person.
Sara: You lost half the money.
Neal: Or a glass 10% full.
Sara: Mailer has 90%?!
Neal: Sometimes in life, you have to cut a deal.
Peter: Any other good news?
Neal: Yeah. Mailer's headed to Freddy's to destroy the evidence.

Mozzie: Now, you came in with a Suit-induced frown. Can I help?
Neal: Yeah... Peter wants me to con a widow.
Mozzie: Well, widows fall into two categories. The bereaved and the relieved. Which kind does he have you picking up?
Neal: The kind with a $50 million bull's-eye on her back.

Hughes: So, your plan is to put $50 million into the personal bank account of a con man who recently fled to a remote island with no extradition?
Peter: So that he could transfer it to a financial genius who will have made every effort to make sure that we can't trace it. Yep.

Neal: Where did you get these?
Peter: Envelope on my doorstep, along with an invoice for five hours of PI work to be paid in cash.
Neal: Honest days work for Moz.
Peter: Yeah, for a change.

Peter: (looking through the photos) Oh... mhm... yeah.
Neal: Yeah, I went for a hug, Sophie added the kiss.
Peter: Yeah, and you couldn't deny the kiss. 'Cause you were working.
Neal: Whatever it takes to get the job done.

Neal: You know, not long ago I took off for a while. Thought a break from New York was what I needed. And then a friend found a way to help me get my life back. It wasn't easy, but it was worth it.

Ellen: Neal loved school, but his mother wasn't...
Neal: ...punctual. She was a mess, she never got me to school in time.
Ellen: So first he broke in, and adjusted the school clock so that class started 30 minutes later. (Neal laughs) Mind you, this was when he was in second grade.
Mozzie: Okay, that could not have worked.
Ellen: No. It didn't. So then he tried barricading the roads and rerouting the school bus to run past his house.
Neal: That actually worked, for a few days.
Ellen: Then he got smart, and started forging his own city bus passes
Neal: I was never late again.

Ellen: There was always a little con-man in him.
Mozzie: I knew that. A talent like his is born, it's not made.

Neal: (about Mozzie spending the evening with Ellen) That's awfully charitable of you, for a weekday.
Mozzie: Well, I do have ulterior motives. I wanna know more about you as a child. (Neal shakes his head in warning)
Ellen: I'm not talking.

Neal: (on the phone) Y'know, I feel like I'm being followed.
Peter: Yeah, we're tailing your tail. Lose him so we can follow him home.
Neal: You're asking me to give up trade secrets?

Neal: Neal Armstrong?
Peter: Well... em... Arms, arms, all those prosthetics in the evidence warehouse. At least it's better than Neal Handle-man.
Neal: No, it's not. I like Neal Handleman.
Peter: I should have gone with Eyes-enhover