White Collar Season 2 Episode 14

Peter: (about his fight with Elizabeth) The worst part is, when she left this morning, I didn't call her 'hun'.
Neal: Have you ever seen an actual fight? Because...

Neal: What's going on?
Peter: Nothing.
Neal: Oh, come on. Your sarcasm goes up in direct proportion to your stress level.

Neal: (trying to decipher Peter's message) NOT-PAM-SEES... Does he know any blind Pams?
Diana: No.
Neal: ONUSBORDER...
Diana: Worthy of the Times Sunday Edition, but it means nothing to me.

Diana: So let me get this straight. You gave them a multi-million dollar ring, and they still have Peter?
Neal: I'll admit the terms weren't favorable.
Diana: (sarcastically) You think?
Neal: What's the FBI found so far? Oooh, that's right! I got a proof of life and a message.

Mozzie: (referring to Kate's ring) Are you really willing to give that up for the Suit?
Neal: Keeping Peter alive is more important than holding a candle for someone who isn't.

Neal: You recognize this spot?
Mozzie: I once met a man in this park claiming to be John Lennon, and I believed him. The year was 1991.

Neal: What's with the second hammer? I said one.
Mozzie: You said to surprise you.
Neal: (in surprise) Mozz! You're worried about Peter.
Mozzie: I happen to have an arsenal of hammers. Look, you've got half an hour before the exchange. Unless Keller's developed a hammer fetish, I imagine we're smashing something.

Elizabeth: What are you doing? (in regards of getting Peter back)
Neal: Well, they want me to go home, sit tight.
Elizabeth: But is that what you're gonna do?
Neal: What do you want me to do?
Elizabeth: Whatever it takes to bring him home.

Mozzie: The longest relationship I've had is eleven days... And then she deflated.

Neal: His sentencing didn't go well. Now he wants a deal.
Hughes: Probably. But we do that sometimes, Caffrey. We make deals with con men.

Peter: He's an old rival of Neal's. They were baccarat partners in Morocco.
Neal: Uh, backgammon in Monaco.
Peter: Close.
Neal: And we were never partners.

Peter: (on Keller) No, he's not what you'd expect. A little more Ratso Rizzo than Cary Grant.
Neal: I'm Cary Grant?
Peter: Only by comparison to Ratso Rizzo.

Keller: How about you, Neal, huh? Is this business or pleasure?
Neal: It's always a pleasure seeing you behind bars.

Neal: Keller can bring up Kate, he can offer Peter deals, he can even beat me at chess...
Mozzie: He's winning the chess game?
Neal: No.

Neal: Oh, don't tell me we have to make a deal with Keller.
Peter: Relax. We're not gonna release Keller on an anklet. Unless June has a spare bedroom.

Mozzie: So, you ditched Big Brother?
Neal: "Brother"?
Mozzie: Big Sister.

Mozzie: Well, fate has a way of putting in front of us that which we most try to leave behind.
Neal: Dostoevsky?
Mozzie: No, me during my blue period.