White Collar

Season 2 Episode 14


Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 22, 2011 on USA



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Elizabeth: (about the fight with Peter) The last thing I said to him was 'Have a wonderful day.'
      Mozzie: Now, I'm guessing in a fight about dry cleaning that that's pretty severe?
      Elizabeth: We're not like most couples, Mozz. We work. I don't wanna lose him.

    • Peter: (about his fight with Elizabeth) The worst part is, when she left this morning, I didn't call her 'hun'.
      Neal: Have you ever seen an actual fight? Because...

    • Neal: What's going on?
      Peter: Nothing.
      Neal: Oh, come on. Your sarcasm goes up in direct proportion to your stress level.

    • Neal: (trying to decipher Peter's message) NOT-PAM-SEES... Does he know any blind Pams?
      Diana: No.
      Neal: ONUSBORDER...
      Diana: Worthy of the Times Sunday Edition, but it means nothing to me.

    • Diana: So let me get this straight. You gave them a multi-million dollar ring, and they still have Peter?
      Neal: I'll admit the terms weren't favorable.
      Diana: (sarcastically) You think?
      Neal: What's the FBI found so far? Oooh, that's right! I got a proof of life and a message.

    • Mozzie: (referring to Kate's ring) Are you really willing to give that up for the Suit?
      Neal: Keeping Peter alive is more important than holding a candle for someone who isn't.

    • Neal: You recognize this spot?
      Mozzie: I once met a man in this park claiming to be John Lennon, and I believed him. The year was 1991.

    • Neal: What's with the second hammer? I said one.
      Mozzie: You said to surprise you.
      Neal: (in surprise) Mozz! You're worried about Peter.
      Mozzie: I happen to have an arsenal of hammers. Look, you've got half an hour before the exchange. Unless Keller's developed a hammer fetish, I imagine we're smashing something.

    • Elizabeth: What are you doing? (in regards of getting Peter back)
      Neal: Well, they want me to go home, sit tight.
      Elizabeth: But is that what you're gonna do?
      Neal: What do you want me to do?
      Elizabeth: Whatever it takes to bring him home.

    • Mozzie: The longest relationship I've had is eleven days... And then she deflated.

    • Neal: His sentencing didn't go well. Now he wants a deal.
      Hughes: Probably. But we do that sometimes, Caffrey. We make deals with con men.

    • Peter: He's an old rival of Neal's. They were baccarat partners in Morocco.
      Neal: Uh, backgammon in Monaco.
      Peter: Close.
      Neal: And we were never partners.

    • Peter: (on Keller) No, he's not what you'd expect. A little more Ratso Rizzo than Cary Grant.
      Neal: I'm Cary Grant?
      Peter: Only by comparison to Ratso Rizzo.

    • Keller: How about you, Neal, huh? Is this business or pleasure?
      Neal: It's always a pleasure seeing you behind bars.

    • Neal: Keller can bring up Kate, he can offer Peter deals, he can even beat me at chess...
      Mozzie: He's winning the chess game?
      Neal: No.

    • Neal: Oh, don't tell me we have to make a deal with Keller.
      Peter: Relax. We're not gonna release Keller on an anklet. Unless June has a spare bedroom.

    • Mozzie: So, you ditched Big Brother?
      Neal: "Brother"?
      Mozzie: Big Sister.

    • Mozzie: Well, fate has a way of putting in front of us that which we most try to leave behind.
      Neal: Dostoevsky?
      Mozzie: No, me during my blue period.

    • Neal: Why is there a tree on your dashboard?
      Diana: It's a hybrid. It's showing me how efficiently I'm driving.
      Neal: You're not driving very green. All your leaves are falling off.

  • Notes

    • International Episode Titles:
      Czech Republic: Chuť pomsty (The Taste of Revenge)

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Latin America: April 26, 2011 on FOX
      Czech Republic: July 14, 2012 on Prima LOVE
      Canada: September 17, 2012 on Bravo
      United Kingdom: January 29, 2013 on Alibi/Alibi HD
      Slovakia: March 18, 2013 on JOJ Plus

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