Peter: Stanzler needs a thief to steal a flash drive from this man, another trader, Francis Luntz.
Diana: Oh! Slow down, Caffrey. I wanna hear details about the meet.
Peter: Quiet, you.

Peter: Mozzie, the U.S. Government is not conducting mind-control experiments.
Mozzie: That's what they've made you believe.

(Neal in van, guiding Peter in searching Luntz's bedroom)
Neal: Okay, check the drawers and cabinets. People usually hide things where they're easily accessible.
(Diana raises eyebrows at Neal)
Neal: As Mozzie taught you.

(Before Peter leaves for Stanzler's burglary job)
Peter: You don't give me the "be careful" speech. I invented the "be careful" speech.
Neal: Yeah, but since I'm you, I should give...
Peter: You're Neal in the van, and I'm Neal outside the van.
Neal: Then go out there and make me look good.

Elizabeth: (to Peter) You know, it's sexy watching you plan a heist.

(Peter's trying to pick a lock by the light from a cell phone)
Peter: I wasn't trained to do this in the dark.

Mozzie: Uh, the, um, urgency transcends the awkwardness.