White Collar Season 3 Episode 14

Neal: You know, Sara, I'm starting to see a pattern emerge. You have a type.
Sara: Yes. Apparently, I date criminals.
Neal: Alleged criminals.

Alan Mitchell: How you doing, Peter?
Peter: Good. Work is good. I'm good.
Alan Mitchell: Work is good?
Peter: Yeah.
Alan Mitchell: That's interesting.
Peter: Yeah. How's your work, Alan?
Alan Mitchell: Oh, psychiatry is always thriving. Mental instability is everywhere you look.

Mozzie: So, how's it going with Little Miss Repo?
Neal: Little less "War of the Roses" now that there are no secrets between us.
Mozzie: Uh, have you forgotten about the battle
of the missing Raphael?
Neal: Okay. Fewer secrets between us.

Elizabeth: Mozzie, what are you doing here?
Mozzie: Well, birthdays only come but once a year, for those of you using the Julian calendar.

Alan Mitchell: Rampant narcissism, delusions of grandeur, paranoia from overblown sense of self. He's...
Peter: Insane?
Alan Mitchell: ...Magnificent!